116 Best Baseball Pick Up Lines

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If you are a baseball lover, then get here the list of the best baseball pick up lines.

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1. After this early morning spring training workout, you wanna come be my afternoon delight?

2. All the other guys out there are like broken bats, I’m a good, hard wood

3. Are we in the bullpen? Cuz you’re warming me up.

4. Are you a basketball? Because I all I imagine doing is laying you up.

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5. Are you accepting applications for your fan club? I’d love to join since I’m already a member of the Mr. Met fan club!

6. Are you Anthony Recker because I just wanna let you pull my dinger

7. Are you Eric Sogard because there’s no way I’d ever forget your

8. Are you from Cleveland, because I’m digging that Cavalier attitude.

9. Are you in the on deck circle, or is that halo?

10. Are you in the on deck circle? Cuz you’re up next (to date me).

11. Are you in the outfield? Because you’re an angel.

12. Are you Sonny Gray cos I just wanna stare at your curves all day

13. As a baseball player, I know my way around the bases.

14. Aye girl, are you Dennis Rodman? Cause I’ll be your rebound

15. Babe, I didn’t forget about you, how bout if I call you up this September?

16. Babe, there’s a few tough road series coming up, but if we can make it through them, I’ll know it’s real.

17. Baby I’d love too get a jump ball with you, my possession arrow would always point your way!

18. Baby, I bet you will never stop playing with my balls once you try me out.

19. Baseball players only wear one glove so they can leave the other hand free to hold girls like you.

20. Boy I heard you’re a basketball player. I’d like to see you dribble those balls between these legs.

21. Call me Mark Buehrle because I’m gonna pound it in your zone all night and not give you any time to get out of the box

22. Can I pinch hit on you?

23. Can I show you my spitball?

24. Can you tame my diamondback? Everybody else has

25. Come back to my place and i’ll show you what a real sabermagician does

26. Damn girl I must be Kobe cause I can’t pass you up.

27. Dang, girl. You’re a fielder’s choice.

28. Did you just hit me with a pitch? Cuz I’m feeling faint.

29. Do you have a club option? Because my interest in you is mutual.

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30. Do you know what the Indiana Pacers and I have in common? Solid D.

31. Do you like a player who uses the backboard, or takes it straight to the hole?

32. Do you love basketball? You only need a basket cause i already got balls.

33. Do you play baseball cause you can take a swing in my batter’s box?

34. Do you play basketball? I’m great at dribbling. Look over there, see that puddle? That’s where I’ve done my best dribbling. Dribbling over you, of course.

35. Even though there’s no ball game on tonight, ill still be slamming something out of the park

36. Forget the Dodgers! I think you’re the hottest thing out there right now.

37. Girl is your name baseball, cause I just want to hit it.

38. Girl you can call me D. Rose cause you got me weak in the knees.

39. Girl, you better keep it going or I’m gonna suffer from an Angels-like collapse

40. Handle me like you handle that ball.

41. Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart. Just like Dee Gordon when he steals bases!”

42. Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart like it’s home plate.

43. Hello. I am a professional baseball player.

44. Hey babe, now that the season’s over, lets go back to my place and watch the highlight film

45. Hey big guy, you’ve really got an exceptionally pure shot. We’d make a cute couple, cuz I happen to be an exceptionally pure woman.

46. Hey girl, I’ve been warming up this bench for you MY WHOLE LIFE.

47. Hey girl. do you have a club option? Because my interest in you is mutual.

48. I already have the balls, you need already have the basket. Let’s start shooting and scoring.

49. I am great with playing with balls and if you want to see my skills, we can do so tonight, love.

50. I can jump almost six feet to dunk, but can I test how long I can do slamings on you?

51. I can score from multiple positions.

52. I got a private conference in my hotel room at the winter meetings, come on up if you wanna look at my trade package

53. I hand out couple assists per game, but never landed on a dime like you

54. I have never made an incomplete pass. I assure you, you won’t be my first.

55. I hear you’re a great dribbler. Me too. There’s a whole puddle over there where I was dribbling over you, hon’.

56. I hit threes all the time but you’d be my first ten

57. I hope you’re good at catching cause I’m starting to fall for you.

58. I just want something quick to fill a gap, let’s hook up on a one-year deal and then look at our option years later

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59. I know I’m out of options, but I’ll fight my way in and prove to you that I can make your team into a contender

60. I love playing basketball and I can say I am good at it but hey, I promise not to play with you.

61. I play basketball. I’m really good at scoring from all sorts of positions.

62. I think I glove you.

63. I usually can shoot three times in a row, but with this rate and with how good you are, I wonder of I can even shoot two.n

64. I wield a big stick.

65. I would be a really lousy basketball player with you as my ball. I’d never shoot you because I’d miss you too much.

66. I’d got to bat for you, babe.

67. I’d lay down a sacrifice for you.

68. I’m an outfielder – I’ll catch you.

69. I’m an umpire. Now, give me your number so I can make the call.

70. I’m falling in glove with you.

71. I’d got to bat for you, babe.

72. I’d never have to bench you for coming late

73. If you are a ball, would you permit me to do a lay up on you and just lay you down afterward?

74. If you date me, you’ll eventually see a diamond.

75. If you haven’t heard, I am the best ball handler ever. Do you want to try me out?

76. If you were a baseball and I was a bat would you let me hit that?

77. If you were a baseball could I hit a homerun

78. If you were a baseball mit, would you catch my fly balls?

79. If you were a basketball, would you let me lay you up?

80. If you were a reliever, I’d sign you up to a three year contract with a vesting option

81. If you were the ball, I never would be able to shoot you because then I’ll always miss you.

82. Is that a batting glove in your pocket, or do you have kind of a lumpy butt? Cuz if you do, that’s cool. I’m not picky.

83. It doesn’t matter if you are a player, I have some balls waiting to be dribbled.

84. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right? I was just curious since this is Derek Jeter’s last season, if you had a chance to see him one last time before he retires? We could go if you’d like!

85. Like a platoon player, I’m dying to get some action

86. Looks like you’re the big ticket free agent, and I got a lotta money to spend.

87. My dugout, or yours?

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88. My love for you is like the A’s and Daric Barton: it never dies.

89. My split finger will have your knees buckling

90. Of all the butts in all the locker rooms, well, yours is way better.

91. On a scale from 1 to basketball how free are you tomorrow night.

92. Play in my extra innings, I guarantee I’m a long reliever

93. So am I gonna be your closer tonight, or are you putting me in middle relief?

94. The game’s getting boring, wanna go back to my place and make it a blowout?

95. The only thing tender today is my heart for you

96. The wonders of the balls have just gotten to another level, I can’t help but be happy, dear.

97. There was a time when I am so addicted to basketball, but hey, now I am addicted to you.

98. They call me “The Lead” because the A’s bullpen wants to blow me

99. They call me Derek Jeter because I got loose hips and I’m good at stroking balls away

100. They call me the Arizona D’Backs because I always play ball games late into the night

101. They say I’m like John Jaso because I’m all clear to be behind your plate all summer long

102. They say to bat me 2nd because I’m a good 2-hole hitter

103. Two more follows and we can start the giveaway! Come on people, I draw pretty okay too

104. Uhhhh, my lead off’s not great, and though I may be off base, I’d like to take you on a date.

105. Unlike Dee Gordon, I give you full permission to tag my butt

106. Us baseball players know our way around the bases.

107. Wanna come over and calculate some fip?

108. Wanna hear a joke? The Blue Jays. Wanna hear something serious? My love for you.

109. Want to try out what I’ve got and how good I am with balls and all, let us do some test drive.

110. We must be in the bullpen because you’re warming me up.

111. What do you say we make tonight about scoring? And I’m not talking about points.

112. You may have heard that I’m a great ball handler. Wanna sample my skills?

113. You must be a baseball fan, you got the skills to be a great catcher.

114. You must be Michael Jordan. No other man can light up my world like you do. Will you be mine?

115. You seem like you got some great shots in you. Maybe I can show you mine as well, darling.

116. Your first name must be Kevin because my last name is Love.