64 Best College Pick Up Lines

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Here is the collection of the best college pick up lines, funny & cheesy college conversations, and chat lines.

1 to 21 College Pick Up Lines

1. Are you in astronomy? Because your ass is out of this world.

2. Are you strategically arranged carbon atoms? Because you shine like a diamond.

3. Astronomy Major: Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.

4. Astronomy Major: If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy.

5. Biochemistry Major: Can I be the phasor to your electron and take you to an excited state?

6. Biochemistry Major: I’ve got my ion you, baby!

7. Biochemistry Major: You’re so hot you denature my proteins.

8. Computer science Major: Are you sitting on the F5 key? Because your backside is refreshing.

9. Computer science Major: Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.

10. Computer science Major: You make my software turn into hardware!

11. Computer science Major: You must be an angel because your texture mapping is divine!

12. Computer science Major: Your homepage or mine?

13. Cornell College: Did you know that Cornell College is known as the home of the second-largest organ on this side of the Mississippi? The 2nd is over there in King Chapel. But did you know it’s currently home to the first as well? *PANTS* IT’S RIGHT HERE.

14. Cornell College: Is your name Pfeiffer Hill? Because you take my breath away.

15. Daang gurl, I don’t know if it is you or this bag of popcorn I made at two in the morning, but something is smokin’

16. Dang babe, are you my most recent Calc grade? Cuz I’d say you’re a 10 with a curve.

17. Did we have any homework due?

18. Do you have a pen I could borrow?

19. Do you know CPR? Cause my BAC is higher than your GPA.

20. Don’t walk into the building. The sprinklers will go off

21. Don’t worry, girl, I’m pretty sure my roommate’s asleep.

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22 to 42 College Pick Up Lines

22. Economics Major: Baby, you’re not an option, you’re totally a future!

23. Economics Major: Hershey’s produces a surplus of 2 million kisses per day, and all I’m asking for is one from you.

24. Economics Major: The national debt isn’t the only thing that’s rising.

25. Economics Major: You’re a hot commodity.

26. English Major: Babe, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call fine print.

27. English Major: I have ‘Great Expectations’ for our future tonight.

28. Environmental sciences Major: I blame you for global warming, you’re too hot to handle!

29. Environmental sciences Major: You are so fine I wish I could plant and grow a whole field of you.

30. Even if there were no gravity on earth, I’d still fall for you

31. For someone in a third-world country, you are well developed.

32. Girl, I’m thinking about changing my major to chemistry, ’cause we’ve got it together.

33. Girl, you might be a freshman, but your booty’s a senior!

34. Has someone told you that you are sweeter than pi?

35. Have people realized you are the chief source of global warming? Because you are so hot.

36. Hey baby i got the F the C and the K all i need is U

37. Hey girl, do you have a map? Because I have no idea where I am on campus.

38. Hey, I need your opinion- I’m going on a blind date with a girl and I’m nervous. Are there any tips you can give me so I don’t look like an idiot

39. Hey, I’m cramming for a test- can you quiz me on these questions for a few minutes?

40. Hey, I’m new here- could you show me where the library is?

41. Hi, I’m looking for models for a campus magazine… you look like you might have what I need. Do you have any modeling experience?

42. History Major: According to Marx, there’s an uprising in my lower class.

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43 to 64 College Pick Up Lines

43. I am amazed that you have more curves than a circle.

44. I am told composers always score, so I believe I will.

45. I can USC myself with you

46. I have looked for a word that describes how beautiful you are in the dictionary but in vain.

47. I just voted, now who wants get drunk and see my electoral college?

48. I like you like I like my mathematical proofs.

49. I take astronomy this semester and I can attest to you that you are out of this world.

50. I wasn’t in class last time because I got lost in your eyes. Do you have notes?

51. I’ll make some Illinois with you tonight.

52. I’ll never wash my hands of U.

53. If being sexy is a crime, you would be in jail.

54. If you want to dance, call me. Because I can put your inertia in motion.

55. Let’s UCB together.

56. Political science Major: I’d like to get your opinion on my poll.

57. Sure, I have a guitar.

58. We should be Bowdoin it right now.

59. What is your take on that test?

60. What’s your opinion on my poll?

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61. Would you mind taking a look at my briefs?

62. You make me wish I was a business major.

63. You put the D in Ph.D.

64. Your homepage or mine?