166 Best Easter Jokes To Break Out Your Family

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Easter is one of the most wonderful times of the year. Now it’s time to break out some of these funny Easter jokes! Get here the list of the best Easter jokes.

1 to 40 Easter Jokes

1. How can you make Easter preparations go faster? Use the eggs-press lane!

2. How does a rabbit throw a tantrum? He gets hopping mad.

3. How does Easter end? With an “R”!

4. How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Hare-obics

5. How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket? Only one. After that it’s not empty anymore!

6. What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot? Nice gnawing you.

7. What do you call a rabbit that tells good jokes? A funny bunny.

8. What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny.

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9. What do you call a rabbit with the sniffles? A runny bunny.

10. What do you call the Easter Bunny the day after Easter? Eggshausted

11. What do you get if you cross Winnie the Pooh and the Easter Bunny? A honey bunny

12. What do you get if you give an Easter Bunny a pair of socks? A sock hop!

13. What do you get when you pour hot water into a rabbit hole? Hot cross bunnies.

14. What does the Easter Bunny plant next to the green beans in his garden? Jelly beans

15. What happened to the Easter Bunny when he misbehaved at school? He was eggspelled!

16. What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after!

17. What is Easter Bunny’s favorite kind of music? Hip-hop!

18. What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny? Hare mail.

19. What kind of jewelry does the Easter Bunny wear? 14 Carrot Gold

20. What proof is there that carrots are good for the eyes? You don’t see rabbits wearing eyeglasses.

21. What’s the best way to make Easter easier? Put an “i” where the “t” is.

22. Where does Christmas come before Easter? The dictionary!

23. Where does Easter take place every year? Where eggs marks the spot!

24. Where does the Easter Bunny get all of the eggs he hides? He gets them from an eggplant.

25. Where does the Easter Bunny like to eat breakfast? IHOP.

26. Where does the Easter Bunny study medicine? Johns Hopkins

27. Why did the Easter Bunny have on a hat? Because he was having a bad hare day.

28. Why did the Easter egg hide? Because he was a little chicken.

29. Why does Peter Cottontail hop down the bunny trail? Because he is too young to drive!

30. Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke? It might crack up!

31. Why won’t Easter eggs go out at night? They don’t want to get beat up!

32. How do you catch the Easter Bunny? Hide in a bush and make a noise like a carrot!

33. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Have you ever seen the Easter Bunny with glasses?!

34. How does an Easter Bunny keep his fur looking so good? Hare spray.

35. How does the Easter Bunny paint all those Easter Eggs? He hires Santa’s elves to help during their off season.

36. How many chocolate bunnies can you put in an empty basket? Only one because after that, it’s not empty!

37. What did one Easter egg say to the other Easter egg? Look at your dye job!

38. What do you call a mischievous Easter egg? A practical yolker.

39. What do you call an Easter Bunny with a bad memory? A hare-brain!

40. What do you put in your hair before church on Easter? Hare spray!

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41. What do you say after you burp during Easter brunch? Eggs-cuse me!

42. What do you tell a jokester egg on Easter? You’re crackin’ me up!

43. What does a mommy egg say to a baby egg on Easter? You’re egg-stra special.

44. What does one Easter bunny say to another if they want to flirt? You’re ear-resistable.

45. What happens when you crack a bad j0ke at school on Easter? You get egg-spelled!

46. What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite dance? The bunny hop.

47. What kind of beans grow in the garden on Easter? Jelly beans!

48. What kind of bunny can’t hop? A chocolate bunny.

49. What sport do you have to play on Easter? Basket-ball.

50. What’s the most popular baby bunny name? Peter!

51. What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite sport? Basket-ball.

52. When does the kids go to bed on Easter? When they’re eggs-osted

53. When is it okay to place all your eggs in one basket? On Easter!

54. Who would lose in a fight: peeps or chocolate bunnies? Peeps, because they’re way too soft.

55. Why did the baby chick cross the road? To meet up with her Peeps.

56. Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road? Because the chicken had his eggs!

57. Why should you never show Easter eggs a scary movie? They’re all a little chicken!

58. Why was the Easter Bunny arrested? For hare-assment.

59. Why was the little kid sad after the egg hunt? Because an egg beater.

60. Christmas comes before Easter in one place only—where is it? The dictionary!

61. How can you get ready to eat Easter candy? Lots of eggs-ercise!

62. How can you speed up buying Easter dinner groceries? Use the eggs-press lane!

63. How do you get the Easter bunny to stay past Sunday? Simply raise its celery.

64. How do you send an Easter letter? By hare mail!

65. How does Easter end? With an “R”!

66. How does the Easter Bunny stay active? Eggs-ercise.

67. How should you wish Easter greetings to a rabbit? Tell them Hoppy Easter!

68. What did the mama rabbit say to the baby rabbit when she snuck a look at her Easter basket? No Peep-ing!

69. What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny!

70. What do you call the Easter Bunny the day after Easter? Eggs-hausted.

71. What happens if you fall in love on Easter? You live hoppily ever after.

72. What kind of bunny can’t hop? A chocolate one!

73. What music does the Easter Bunny dance to? Hip-hop.

74. What’s a bunny’s favorite type of book? One with a hoppy ending.

75. What’s one way to make Easter easier? Put an “i” where the “t” is.

76. What’s the best type of jewelry to gift on Easter? A 14-carrot gold necklace.

77. What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite restaurant? IHOP.

78. What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite way to travel? By hare-plane.

79. When does Valentine’s Day come after Easter? In the dictionary!

80. Where should you look for treasure on Easter? Wherever eggs marks the spot!

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81. Which college did the Easter bunny have at the top of his list? John Hop-kins University, their track team is great at the long jump!

82. Why are people tired in April? Because they just finished a March.

83. Why did the Easter Bunny cross its mom? Because it was Good Friday!

84. Why don’t you see dinosaurs at Easter time? Because they’re eggs-tinct.

85. Did you hear about the house infested with Easter eggs? They needed an eggs-terminator!

86. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? You’ve never seen a bunny who needs glasses!

87. How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape? Lots of eggs-ercise!

88. If a rooster laid an egg on top of a hill, which side would it roll down? Neither—roosters don’t lay eggs!

89. Knock, knock. “Who’s there?” “Arthur.” “Arthur who?” “Arthur any more chocolate bunnies?”

90. Knock, knock. “Who’s there?” “Heidi.” “Heidi who?” “Heidi the eggs around the house!”

91. What day do Easter eggs hate the most? Fry-day.

92. What did the rabbit say to the carrot? It’s been nice gnawing you.

93. What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish? The Oyster Bunny.

94. What’s a forgetful bunny called? Hare-brained.

95. What’s an Easter egg from outer space called? An egg-stra-terrestrial.

96. What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite sport? Basket-ball!

97. Where do you find Easter eggs? From an eggplant!

98. Why couldn’t the duck work for the Easter Bunny? He kept quacking the eggs.

99. Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road? Because the chicken stole his Easter eggs!

100. Why did the rabbit go to the dance? To do the bunny hop.

101. Why do we paint eggs every year? Because it’s easier than wallpaper.

102. Why should you never tickle an Easter egg? It might crack up!

103. Why would a bunny wear a hat? When it’s having a bad hare day.

104. Christmas does come before Easter in one place—but where? The dictionary!

105. How do you write a letter to an Easter Bunny? Use hare-mail!

106. How does Easter end? – With an “r” !

107. How does the Easter Bunny feel the day after Easter? – Eggsausted!

108. How does the Easter Bunny stay fit? Hare-obics.

109. How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape? He eggs-ercises.

110. How does the Easter Bunny travel? By hare-plane.

111. How many eggs can you put into an empty basket? – Just one. After that, the basket isn’t empty anymore!

112. Knock, knock. “Who’s there?” “Esther.” “Esther who?” “Esther Bunny!”

113. Knock, knock. “Who’s there?” “Howard.” “Howard who?” “Howard you like to meet the Easter Bunny?”

114. Knock, knock. “Who’s there?” “Moira.” “Moira who?” “Give me Moira Easter chocolate.”

115. Knock, knock. “Who’s there?” “Some bunny.” “Some bunny who?” “Some bunny keeps taking all my Easter candy!”

116. What do you call an Easter Bunny who gets kicked out of school? Egg-spelled.

117. What do you get when you cross a bunny with shellfish? – An oyster bunny!

118. What does the Easter Bunny take to stay healthy? – Hare-obiotics!

119. What happened when the Easter Bunny got in trouble at school? – He got eggspelled!

120. What happens if you get married on Easter? You live hoppily ever after.

121. What kind of bean can’t grow in a garden? A jelly bean.

122. What kind of bunny can’t hop? A chocolate bunny.

123. What kind of jewelry is the best Easter gift? A 14-carrot gold necklace.

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124. What kind of rabbit tells jokes? A funny bunny.

125. What should you do to prepare for all of the Easter food? – Eggs-ercise!

126. What should you do to prepare for all the Easter treats? Eggs-ercise!

127. What the Easter Bunny’s favorite dance move? The bunny hop.

128. What type of jewelry does the Easter Bunny wear? – 14 Carrot Gold!

129. What’s the best way to make Easter easier? Put an “i” where the “t” is.

130. What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite sport? Basket-ball.

131. When does Christmas come before Easter? – In the dictionary!

132. Why couldn’t the Easter Bunny watch his favorite show? Because his TV was scrambled!

133. Why did the Easter Bunny have on a hat? – Because he was having a bad hare day!

134. Why does the Easter Bunny want to win a gold medal? Because he heard it’s 24 carrot.

135. Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke? – It might crack up!

136. Why was the Easter Bunny so sad? He was having a bad hare day.

137. Why was the Easter egg scared? – Because he was a little chicken!

138. Did you hear about the woman that complained about her rabbit stew? – She said there was a hare in it!

139. During the summer months, how does a bunny stay cool? – With hare conditioning!

140. How do you spot the oldest bunny? – Just look for the grey hares!

141. How does the Easter Bunny keep his hair looking spiffy? – With a hare brush!

142. What did the couple do after getting married on Easter? – They went on a bunnymoon!

143. What did the Easter Bunny say about the Easter parade? – It was eggs-cellent!

144. What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon? – A new color!

145. What do the Easter Bunny and Michael Jordan have in common?- They’re both known for stuffing baskets!

146. What do you call a bunny with money? – A billionhare!

147. What do you call a line of rabbits jumping backward? – A receding hare line!

148. What do you call a rabbit that tells good jokes? – A funny bunny!

149. What do you call a rabbit with fleas? – Bugs Bunny!

150. What do you call an Easter egg from outer space? – An eggs-terrestrial!

151. What do you call an egg that meditates? – An ommmmmmlet!

152. What do you say to the Easter Bunny on his birthday? – “Hoppy Birthday” !

153. What does the Easter Bunny style his hair with? – Hare spray!

154. What happened when the Easter Bunny met the love of his life? – They lived hoppily ever after!

155. What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite game to play at the park? – Hopscotch!

156. What proof is there that carrots are good for the eyes? – You don’t see rabbits wearing glasses!

157. What should you do if your home is infested with Easter eggs? – Call an eggs-terminator!

158. What’s an Easter egg’s least favorite day? – Fry-day!

159. What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite type of music? – Hip Hop!

160. Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs? – From an eggplant!

161. Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail? – The retail store!

162. Where is the Easter Bunny’s favorite breakfast spot? – IHOP!

163. Why are bunnies the luckiest animals? – Because they have four rabbit’s feet!

164. Why did the Easter Bunny fire the duck? – Because he kept quacking the eggs!

165. Why was the Easter Bunny arrested? – He was arrested for hare-assment!

166. Why was the little girl sad after the Easter egg hunt? – Because an egg beater!