64 Best Pick Up Lines For Women

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Pick Up Lines For Women

1. Are you a football player? Because I’d like you touchdown there!

2. Are you a supermarket sample? ‘Cuz I wanna taste you again and again without any sense of shame.

3. Are you the online order I placed a few days ago? ‘Cuz I’ve been waiting for you all day.

4. Do you have the time? (Tells you the time) No, the time to write down my number?

5. For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.

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6. I’m going to give you a kiss. If you don’t like it, just return it.

7. Let’s save water by taking a shower together.

8. Life without you is like a broken pencil… pointless.

9. Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.

10. You must be a vodka shot because you hit me hard and spun my world around.

11. You’re kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much always on my mind.

12. Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours.

13. Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Because you look like a snack.

14. Do you like Nintendo? Because Wii would look good together.

15. Do you play soccer? Because you’re a keeper!

16. I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it for me to see if it rings?

17. I’m going to have to report Spotify… Because I didn’t see you in my hottest singles last week.

18. I’m not a hoarder, but I really want to keep you forever.

19. Is that a mistletoe above your head or are you about to kiss me?

20. That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

21. You look so familiar… didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.

22. You’re hotter than the bottom of my laptop.

23. Your hand looks heavy can I hold it for you?

24. Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.

25. Do you have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knees falling for you.

26. Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me!

27. I have some Hanukkah gelt in my pocket, want to help me find it?

28. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

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29. I would take you to the movies, but they don’t allow snacks.

30. I’d never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find.

31. I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?

32. Want to spin a dreidel with me?

Best Pick Up Lines For Women

33. What’s that wonderful scent you’re wearing? Oh! That’s just you? I love it.

34. Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?

35. Are you a fisher? Because I think you’re a reel catch.

36. Are you a magician? It’s the strangest thing, but every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.

37. Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got “fine” written all over you.

38. Are you an artist? Because you’re really good at drawing me in.

39. Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me!

40. Are you sure you’re not tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day.

41. I hope you know CPR because you just took my breath away!

42. I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

43. If I had four quarters to give to the cutest guys in the world, you would have a dollar!

44. Since all the public libraries are closed, I’m checking you out instead.

45. You can’t spell quarantine without “U R A Q T.”

46. You must be the speed of light because time stops when I look at you.

47. Baby, our love is like dividing by zero — it cannot be defined.

48. Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

49. Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?

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50. Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

51. Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.

52. I hope you’re a doctor because I am sick for your love.

53. If you were a book, you’d be fine print.

54. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

55. Let’s make like fabric softener and Snuggle.

56. You look like such a hot rod and I would love to be your driver.

57. You must be debt ’cause my interest in you is growing.

58. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!

59. Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

60. Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?

61. Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

62. I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.

63. If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

64. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

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