68 Best British Pick Up Lines

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1. Are you British? Because you’ve colonized my heart.

2. Are you from Sheffield? Because you’re steeling my heart.

3. Are you Welsh? Because I’ll make you Wale.

4. Cream tea followed by bedroom croquet?

5. I just brushed my teeth, ladies.

6. I understand the British are coming. I have to believe it’s all your fault, baby…

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7. I would love to live in Yorkshire, because it Leeds me to your heart.

8. If you want to see a castle, I’ll show you a castle.

9. Let’s have high tea & fall in love sometime. You can be my little biscuit.

10. The dying British soldiers won’t be the only ones screaming in the night.

11. Would you butter my crumpet?

12. Would you like to come to my quarters tonight for some toast?

13. Yeah, you’re gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.

14. You can dump tea in my harbor any time.

15. You’re like my tea: Hot and British!

16. Are you British? Because I wanna pound.

17. Are you British? Because you’ve colonized my heart.

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18. Are you from Sheffield? Because you’re steeling my heart.

19. Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day.

20. Are you from the U.K.? Because I want U, K?

21. Did micheal fish just tell everyone there wasn’t going to be a hutticane? because i’ve just been blown away.

22. Have you ever been to cockermouth? because i hear it’s one of the most oleasant market towns in cumbria.

23. Hey girl, are you the British economy? Because I want to give you a weak pound.

24. I wanna Margaret your Thatcher.

25. I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet.

26. If i said you had a beautiful body world we still both need to get embarrassingly drunk for sexual congress to happen?

27. Imagine it’s 1775 & if you ride with me the british won’t be the only ones coming tonight.

28. Would you like to come over for tea and crumpets?

29. You can be the queen of my kingdom.

30. You ever been in Devon? No? Would you like Devon to be in you?

31. You must be the queen. Because I would be more than happy to fly my flag for you.

32. You smell like my mother. I like that.

33. According to this app, only four people in the past sixteen hours have found me so tedious that they’ve unfollowed me. Just saying.

34. As of now, my mother doesn’t have a Facebook account so, if we were to take this thing to the next level, you wouldn’t have to worry about rejecting her inappropriate Family Request.

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35. Can I have your number so I can phone you and apologise in the morning?

36. Do you come here often? I do. I’m the Foursquare mayor, actually, which means I come here more than anyone else. That

37. Forgive my Kirk-like boldness, but you wanna go back to my mom’s place and watch ‘Dr. Who’?

38. I’ve been told I have the cool sexual prowess of a Romulan.

39. If I bought you dinner, would it be an investment or stupid tax?

40. If you’re going to say cheesy things, at least find new cheesy things to say.

41. Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.

42. Let’s go to my place and do the things I’ll tell everyone we did anyway.

43. reminds me, I need to check-in. Can I have your Twitter handle? You’re so attractive, I want to Shout it from multiple applications. Simultaneously.

44. When I heard you came to town I threw my happy sock away… don’t make me buy another sock.

45. You ever been with a webmaster before? It’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced.

46. You know what material this is? (Grab your shirt) Boyfriend material.

47. You look like my second wife, and I’ve only been married once.

48. Face it, you aren’t going to do better tonight.

49. How does it feel to be the most beautiful woman in this room?

50. I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.

51. I’ve never kissed an American girl before—I wonder if it’s the same. Want to indulge me?

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52. If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

53. My name’s Vista… Can I crash at your place tonight?

54. You are the most beautiful woman in the world. Give me a kiss.

55. You wanna go halves on a baby with me?

56. You won’t regret this; hell I doubt you’ll remember it.

57. You, me, here… this couldn’t be any better if I programmed the holodeck myself.

58. Your mouth says, ‘Shields up!’, but your eyes say, ‘A hull breach is imminent.’

59. Are you British? Cuz you just colonised my heart.

60. Are you the British museum? ‘Cuz you stole my (he)art

61. Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.

62. Damn girl, are you British? Because you just conquered my heart

63. Hey babe, can I colonize your land and exploit you for your natural resources.

64. I cannot wait until we meet again at the crossing of our stars.

65. Wish I was British so I could say “could you polish me nob?”

66. You are the sun that never sets on the British empire.

67. You’re hotter than the London Underground during rush hour.

68. You’re just my cup of tea!