Top 181 Cheesiest Pick Up Lines

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1. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

2. Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you.

3. Do I know you? ‘Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.

4. Do you happen to have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knees falling for you.

5. Do you know what my shirt is made of? It’s made of boyfriend material.

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6. I didn’t know what I wanted in a woman until I saw you.

7. I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away!

8. I never believed in love at first sight, but that was before I saw you.

9. I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.

10. I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

11. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a ‘cute-cumber.’

12. So, aside from taking my breath away, what do you do for a living?

13. They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.

14. When I look in your eyes, I see a very kind soul.

15. Your eyes are like the ocean; I could swim in them all day.

16. Are you a magician? It’s the strangest thing, but every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.

17. Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?

18. Are you sure you’re not tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day.

19. Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.

20. For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.

21. I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it to see if it works?

22. I was wondering if you could tell me: If you’re here, who’s running Heaven?

23. I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.

24. I was wondering if you’re an artist because you were so good at drawing me in.

25. I would never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find.

26. I’d like to take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks.

27. If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.

28. Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?

29. It says in the Bible to only think about what’s pure and lovely… So I’ve been thinking about you all day long.

30. No wonder the sky is gray (or dark, if at night)—all the color is in your eyes.

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31. Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout!

32. Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?

33. You know what you would look really beautiful in? My arms.

34. You’re like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel.

35. You’ve got a lot of beautiful curves, but your smile is absolutely my favorite.

36. You’ve got everything I’ve been searching for, and believe me—I’ve been looking a long time.

37. Are you a time traveler? Because I absolutely see you in my future.

38. Are you an electrician? Because you’re definitely lighting up my day/night!

39. Do you ever get tired from running through my thoughts all night?

40. Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.

41. Do you know what the Little Mermaid and I have in common? We both want to be part of your world.

42. Hi, I just wanted to thank you for the gift. (pause) I’ve been wearing this smile ever since you gave it to me.

43. Hi, I’m (your name). Do you remember me? Oh, that’s right—we’ve only met in my dreams.

44. I always thought happiness started with an ‘h,’ but it turns out mine starts with ‘u.’

45. I thought this was a (bar/restaurant/etc.), but I must be in a museum because you’re a piece of art.

46. I’ve heard it said that kissing is the ‘language of love.’ Would you care to have a conversation with me about it sometime?

47. If you were a song, you’d be the best track on the album.

48. If you were a taser, you’d be set to ‘stun.’

49. If you were a Transformer, you’d be ‘Optimus Fine.’

50. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.

51. On a scale of  to America, how free are you tonight?

52. Want to go outside and get some fresh air with me? You just took my breath away.

53. You know, I always thought that Disneyland was the ‘happiest place on Earth,’ but that was before I got a chance to stand here next to you.

54. You know, they say that love is when you don’t want to sleep because reality is better than your dreams. And after seeing you, I don’t think I ever want to sleep again.

55. You know, your smile has been lighting up the room all night and I just had to come and say hello.

56. Your hand looks heavy—can I hold it for you?

57. I can’t tell if that was an earthquake, or if you just seriously rocked my world.

58. I don’t know which is prettier today—the weather, or your eyes.

59. I don’t know your name, but I’m sure it’s as beautiful as you are. I’m (your name).

60. I just had to tell you, your beauty made me truly appreciate being able to see.

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61. I saw you walking by and I had to come say hello. I love your style. My name’s (your name).

62. I swear someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

63. I think the only way you could possibly be more beautiful is if I got to know you.

64. I was going to say something really sweet about you, but when I saw you, I became speechless.

65. I’m not currently an organ donor, but I’d be happy to give you my heart.

66. If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.

67. If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.

68. If you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fine-apple.’

69. In my opinion, there are three kinds of beautiful: Cute, pretty, and sexy. Somehow, you manage to be all three.

70. One night I looked up at the stars and thought, ‘Wow, how beautiful.’ But now that I’m looking at you, nothing else can compare.

71. The sparkle in your eyes is so bright, the sun must be jealous.

72. What does it feel like to be the most gorgeous girl in the room?

73. When I text you goodnight later, what phone number should I use?

74. You are astoundingly gorgeous, but I can tell that’s the least interesting thing about you. I’d love to know more.

75. You know, I had a pickup line ready to go, but you’re so hot it just left my mind.

76. Are you a magician? When I look at you, everything disappears.

77. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!

78. Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.

79. Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

80. Dinner first, or can we go straight for dessert?

81. Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.

82. Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

83. Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.

84. I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.

85. I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.

86. I’d say, ‘God bless you,’ but it looks like he already did.

87. I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.

88. If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I’d have one dollar. Because you never leave my mind.

89. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

90. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

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91. There must be something wrong with my eyes—I can’t seem to take them off of you.

92. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.

93. Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!

94. You know, I believe that honesty is the best policy, so to be perfectly honest, you’re the sexiest man I’ve ever seen.

95. You must be a hell of a thief, because you managed to steal my heart from across the room.

96. You must be yogurt because I want to spoon you.

97. You’re so hot, my zipper is falling for you.

98. Are you an exam? Because I have been studying you like crazy.

99. Are you the sun? I’m about to get a sunburn looking at you.

100. Can I have your car keys because you’re driving me crazy.

101. Do I have to sign for your package?

102. Do you want to commit a sin for your next confessional?

103. Do you want to pet puppies together one day?

104. Does your name start with “C” because I can C us together.

105. Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

106. I just want you to know that you’re the second sexiest person in this building.

107. I know a great way to burn off the calories in that drink.

108. I lost my keys… can I check your pants?

109. I love my bed, but I’d rather be in yours.

110. Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!

111. My phone is broken. It’s missing your number.

112. Please don’t let this get to your head, but do you want some?

113. The only problem with your lips is that they’re too far away from mine.

114. You look great right now. Do you know what else would look great on you? Me!

115. Your body is made up of  percent water… and I’m thirsty.

116. Your outfit would look great on my bedroom floor.

117. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.

118. Are you my homework? Cause I’m not doing you, but I definitely should be.

119. Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I’d love to spread them.

120. Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.

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121. Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!

122. Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.

123. Heaven must be missing an angel since you’re here with me.

124. I think I could fall madly in bed with you.

125. I’d like to use your thighs as earmuffs.

126. I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.

127. I’m peanut butter, you’re jelly, let’s have sex.

128. If you’re feeling down, I can feel you up.

129. Let’s play Barbie. I’ll be Ken and you can be the box I come in.

130. My doctor told me I have a vitamin D deficiency. Want to go back to my place and save me?

131. Roses are red. Violets are fine. You be the six. I’ll be the nine.

132. That’s a nice shirt. Can I try it on after we have sex?

133. Treat me like a pirate and give me that booty.

134. What did you say your name was? I want to make sure I’m screaming the right name tonight.

135. What time do you get off? Can I watch?

136. Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.

137. Are you a pumpkin spice latte? Because I’d love to slurp you up.

138. Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!

139. Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

140. Do I know you? ‘Cause you look a lot like my next lover.

141. Do you believe in love at first sight — or should I walk by again?

142. Do you have a landline? I want to lock this down old school.

143. Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?

144. How many times should I walk by you before you realize we’re meant to be?

145. How much longer until I get to the part where you give me your number?

146. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

147. I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?

148. If it was Halloween I’d dress up as your prince/princess charming.

149. If you were a fruit, you’d be a “fine-apple.”

150. Is that a dreidel in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

151 to 181 Cheesiest Pick Up Lines

151. My love for you is like diarrhea, I can’t hold it in!

152. Oh, there you are! I’ve been looking for you for years!

153. OK, don’t move from this spot. I’m gonna go hang mistletoe above your head real quick.

154. Should I walk by again or did you already realize I’m your soulmate?

155. Somebody call the cops because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!

156. Are you Netflix? ‘Cause I could watch you for hours.

157. Are you related to Dracula? Because you sure looked a little thirsty when you were looking at me.

158. Can we Disney movie and chill?

159. Did the some just come out, or did you just smile?

160. Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.

161. Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?

162. I feel so comfortable around you I don’t even have to hold my farts in anymore.

163. I heard you’re good at math. Would you help me replace my X without asking Y?

164. I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.

165. I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice.

166. I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?

167. I’m no organ donor, but I’d be happy to give you my heart.

168. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put “U” and “I” together.

169. If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.

170. If you were a Transformer… you’d be Optimus Fine.

171. Is your name Wi-Fi? ‘Cause I’m feeling a connection.

172. It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.

173. Know what’s on the menu? Me ‘n’ u.

174. Your hand looks heavy. Can I hold it for you?

175. Are you a camera? Because I look at you and smile!

176. Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem just Wright!

177. Do you have sunburn, or are you always this hot?

178. I’m sorry to bother you, but if you’re here, who’s running heaven?

179. I’m studying to become a historian. I’m especially interested in finding a date.

180. My love for you is like dividing by zero — it cannot be defined.

181. You’ve got everything I’ve been searching for, and believe me — I’ve been looking a long time.