71 Cheesy Pick Up Lines To Say

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Get here the list of some Cheesy pick up lines. Pick-up lines are the conversation opener with a person for romance or dating.

Cheesy Pick Up Lines [1 to 24]

1. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

2. Are you an eco-friendly kind of girl? The condom in my pocket goes expires tomorrow, so why don’t you help me use it?

3. Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.

4. Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Because you look like a snack.

5. Girl, you got more legs than a bucket of chicken!

6. Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.

7. I hear you’re looking for a stud. Well, I’ve got the STD and all I need is you.

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8. I’d like to take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks.

9. I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.

10. If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you’d be the McGorgeous.

11. Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!

12. Is your name winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.

13. They say that kissing is a language of love, so would you mind starting a conversation with me?

14. Wanna share your side of the bed tonight?

15. What is a nice person like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

16. What’s the difference between a cheeseburger and an erection? You’re not giving me a cheeseburger right now.

17. You must be yogurt because I want to spoon you.

18. Your body is 70 percent water… and I’m thirsty.

19. Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cuz you’re dope.

20. Are you a loan? ‘Cause you’ve got my interest!

21. Are you a long structure used to restrict the flow of water across rivers and underwater streams? Because daaaaaaaaam!

22. Are you my appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.

23. Are your parents’ bakers? Because you’re a cutie pie!

24. Aside from being drop-dead gorgeous, what do you do for a living?

Cheesy Pick Up Lines [25 to 48]

25. Can you do telekinesis? Because you’ve made a part of me move without even touching it.

26. Do you drink milk? It sure did your body good.

27. Do you work at Dick’s? Because you’re sporting the goods!

28. From one to America, how free are you tonight?

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29. Hey, I’m looking for treasure. Can I look around your chest?

30. Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place?

31. I don’t think I want babies, but I wouldn’t mind refining my baby-making technique with you.

32. I may not be a photographer, but I can totally picture us together.

33. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.

34. I’m in the mood for pizza. A pizza you, that is!

35. If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.

36. If you were a booger, I’d pick you.

37. Is there an airport nearby, or was that just my heart taking off?

38. Let’s play Titanic. You’ll be the iceberg and I’ll go down.

39. My doctor told me I have a vitamin D deficiency. Want to go back to my place and save me?

40. Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?

41. Pizza is my second favorite thing to eat in bed.

42. Want a raisin? No? Well, how about a date?

43. You must be a high test score. Because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.

44. Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!

45. Aside from being extremely sexy, what else do you do for a living?

46. Charmanders are red, Mudkips are blue, if you were a Pokemon, I’d choose you.

47. Did you sit in a pile of sugar? ‘Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!

48. Do I have to sign for your package?

Cheesy Pick Up Lines [49 to 71]

49. Do you work at Subway? ‘Cause you just gave me a foot-long.

50. Hey, girl. Are you German? ‘Cause I wanna be Ger-man!

51. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

52. I was feeling very off today, but then you turned me on.

53. I’m glad I remembered to bring my library card. ‘Cause I am totally checking you out!

54. I’m good at algebra; I can replace your X and you wouldn’t need to figure out Y.

55. I’m not a dentist, but I bet I could give you a filling.

56. I’m really glad I just bought life insurance. Because when I saw you, my heart stopped.

57. If I had to rate you from 1 to 10, I’d give you a 9, because I’m the 1 you’re missing.

58. If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.

59. If you were a phaser on Star Trek, you’d be set to stun!

60. If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber!

61. Kiss me if I’m wrong. But dinosaurs still exist, right?

62. Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve only met you in my dreams.

63. Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.

64. Was your mother a beaver? ‘Cause damn!

65. Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?

66. Where have I seen you before? Oh yeah, I remember now. It was in the dictionary next to the word “gorgeous”!

67. You look great and all, but do you know what really looks good on you? Me.

68. You must be jelly, cause jam don’t shake like that.

69. You must be made of cheese. Because you’re looking Gouda tonight!

70. You owe me a drink. Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine!

71. Your outfit would look great on my bedroom floor.