90 Best Cop Pick Up Lines

Get here the list of the best Cop or police pick up lines.

1 to 30 Cop Pick Up Lines

1. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of my bed.

2. Bulletproof vest? Nah. It’s all muscle.

3. COPS!! Spread em’.

4. Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.

5. Did I tell you that I live next door to Dunkin Donuts?

6. Do you know how fast you were going when you fell from heaven?

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7. Ever seen a baton this big?

8. How about you cock my gun?

9. I always turn on my siren when I spot a siren.

10. I have a great idea for those handcuffs.

11. I hear cops like a big bust.

12. I love a man in uniform

13. I’m a police officer!

14. I’m ready to enforce the law of attraction.

15. I’m writing you a ticket. “Fine” is written all over you.

16. I’d love you to frisk me.

17. Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

18. Let’s go to my place for some under-cover work.

19. Ma’am we’ve had some complaints that you’re being too sexy. I’m gonna have to arrest you.

20. My cuffs or your cuffs tonight?

21. Nice uniform, it would look great at the foot of my bed…

22. Not here to bust you. But we are here for your bust.

23. Step out of the vehicle. Walk a straight line into my life.

24. Stick with me and those lights won’t be the only thing flashing.

25. Stop! Don’t you know it is illegal to look that fine?

26. That’s a mighty big “flash light” you have there officer….

27. Want to plant something on me?

28. Want to play good cop bad cop?

29. What are you doing with your night stick later?

30. What else do you do with that night stick?

31 to 60 Cop Pick Up Lines

31. You got fine written all over you.

32. You have the right to remain silent. I doubt you will.

33. You, me, handcuffs, and whipped cream: interested?

34. Anything you say can and will be used against you… so say my name baby!

35. If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.

36. Bullproof vest? Nah, it’s all muscle.

37. I’m writing you a ticket – you’ve got ”fine” written all over you.

38. Nice uniform, it would look great at the foot of my bed.

39. You have the right to remain silent, but I doubt you will.

40. I’m not here to bust you… I’m here for your bust.

41. Are you carrying a concealed weapon or are you just happy to see me?

42. Are you going to come quietly?

43. Babe you cant go anywhere actually cause i gotta 10-4 you to me.

44. Can I see your license, coz I never knew angels could drive.

45. Do I have to arrest u to get u to love me?

46. Excuse me ma’am, there has been an heartbreak incident and I need your number to solve it.

47. Excuse me ms, I’m going to arrest you for disturbing the peace… in my pants !!

48. Excuse me, ma’m. there’s been a report of a deviant around. i’m going to have to dust you for fingerprints.

49. Girl, you are under arrest for…taking my breath away.

50. Hi, I’m Officer Watson, and you’re a Person of Interest…in my pants.

51. I pulled you over because you were causing a moving violation… In my pants.

52. I will not hesitate to put my baton against you if you do not comply to me, miss.

53. I’ll play good cop if you’ll play bad?

54. Im gonna have to cuff you and take you downtown.

55. Is your dad a traffic cop? Because you got fine written all over you.

56. Babe, you can’t go anywhere actually cause I gotta 10-4 you to me.

57. Bulletproof vest? Nah. It’s all muscle.

58. Excuse me, ma’am. there’s been a report of a deviant around. I’m going to have to dust you for fingerprints.

59. Girl, you are under arrest for…taking my breath away.

60. Howdy, I’m Officer Watson, and you’re a Person of Interest…in my jeans.

61 to 90 Cop Pick Up Lines

61. I pulled you over in light of the fact that you were causing a moving infringement… in my jeans.

62. I won’t hold back to set my implement against you on the off chance that you don’t go along to me, miss.

63. I must sleeve you and take you downtown.

64. I’m thinking of you a ticket – you have “fine” composed all over you.

65. I’ll play good cop if you’ll play bad?

66. I’m ready to enforce the law of attraction.

67. Stop! Don’t you know it is illegal to look that fine?

68. What can I say? You got me at homicide.

69. You are under arrest for not giving me your number.

70. Anything you say can and will be used against you… so say, my name baby!

71. Bullyproof vest? Nah, it’s all muscle.

72. Can I see your license, coz I never knew angels could drive?

73. I’m keeping in touch with you a ticket. “Fine” is composed all over you.

74. I’m prepared to uphold the pattern of good following good.

75. I’m keeping in touch with you a ticket – you have “fine” composed all over you.

76. Assuming being provocative was a wrongdoing, you’d be liable as charged.

77. Im must sleeve you and take you downtown.

78. We should go to my place for some secret work.

79. Ma’am we’ve had a few grumblings that you’re overall excessively attractive. I must capture you.

80. Pleasant uniform, it would look incredible at the foot of my bed.

81. Not here to bust you. Be that as it may, we are hanging around for your bust.

82. When you rooster my gun, it’ll definitely go off.

83. Someone call the police, since it must be illicit to look that benefit!

84. Stay with me and those lights won’t be the main thing blazing.

85. That is a powerful enormous “streak light” you have there official… .

86. Theres A 2-1-1 In Progress, You Are Stealing My Heart.

87. How else do you manage that evening stick?

88. You reserve the privilege to stay quiet, yet I question you will.

89. Do you believe I should have a good time with you?

90. You would do well to sleeve me official; I don’t have to arrange consent for this erection.