87 Best Crazy Pick Up Lines

Get here the top crazy pick up lines.

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1. Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest.

2. Are you a time traveler? Cause I see you in my future!

3. Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!

4. Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.

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5. Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.

6. Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?

7. Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.

8. I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.

9. I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Because mine was just stolen.

10. I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.

11. I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?

12. If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.

13. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

14. It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.

15. Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.

16. Are you wi-fi? Cause I’m totally feeling a connection.

17. Can I follow you where you’re going right now? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

18. Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

19. Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me.

20. Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.

21. Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.

22. Do you know CPR? Because you are taking my breath away!

23. Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me!

24. I’d like to take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks.

25. If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.

26. Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.

27. Know what’s on the menu? Me-N-U.

28. Life without you is like a broken pencil…pointless.

29. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.

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30. Somebody better call God, because he’s missing an angel.

31. Something’s wrong with my eyes because I can’t take them off you.

32. We’re not socks, but I think we’d make a great pair.

33. You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.

34. You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.​

35. Are you a parking ticket? Cause you’ve got fine written all over you!

36. Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me!

37. Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem just Wright for me!

38. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again?

39. Do you like Star Wars? Cause Yoda only one for me.

40. Go ahead, feel my shirt. It’s made of boyfriend material!

41. I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away!

42. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

43. I was wondering if you had an extra heart…because mine was just stolen.

44. I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?

45. If I had four quarters to give to the four prettiest women in the world, you would have a dollar!

46. If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you’d be the McGorgeous.

47. If you were a Transformer you’d be Optimus Fine!

48. Knock-knock. (Who’s there?) When where? (When where who?) Tomorrow night, my house, you.

49. Let me guess, your middle name is Gillette, right? Because you’re the best a man can get!

50. You and I are like nachos with jalapeños. I’m super cheesy, you’re super hot, and we belong together.

51. You look so familiar. Didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.

52. Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic Ocean, and I don’t mind being lost at sea.

53. Your middle name must be Gillette. Because you’re the best a man can get!

54. Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you’re a-cutie!

55. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

56. Are you a loan? ‘Cause you’ve got my interest!

57. Are you a magician? It’s the strangest thing, but every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.

58. Are you an electrician? Because you’re definitely lighting up my day/night!

59 to 87 Crazy Pick Up Lines

59. Do you know what the Little Mermaid and I have in common? We both want to be part of your world.

60. Hi, I just wanted to thank you for the gift. (pause) I’ve been wearing this smile ever since you gave it to me.

61. I always thought happiness started with an ‘h,’ but it turns out mine starts with ‘u.’

62. I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?

63. I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it to see if it works?

64. I would never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find.

65. I’m in the mood for pizza. A pizza you, that is!

66. I’d like to take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks.

67. I’ve heard it said that kissing is the ‘language of love.’ Would you care to have a conversation with me about it sometime?

68. Is there an airport nearby, or was that just my heart taking off?

69. You know what you would look really beautiful in? My arms.

70. You’re so sweet, you could put Hershey’s out of business!

71. Are you sure you’re not tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day.

72. Do you ever get tired from running through my thoughts all night?

73. Do you know what my shirt is made of? It’s made of boyfriend material.

74. For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.

75. I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.

76. If you were a song, you’d be the best track on the album.

77. If you were a taser, you’d be set to ‘stun.’

78. If you were a Transformer, you’d be ‘Optimus Fine.’

79. Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?

80. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.

81. On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?

82. They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.

83. Want to go outside and get some fresh air with me? You just took my breath away.

84. Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout!

85. Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?

86. You know, I always thought that Disneyland was the ‘happiest place on Earth,’ but that was before I got a chance to stand here next to you.

87. You know, they say that love is when you don’t want to sleep because reality is better than your dreams. And after seeing you, I don’t think I ever want to sleep again.