133 Best Cringe Pick Up Lines

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1. Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.

2. Are you wi-fi? Cause I’m totally feeling a connection.

3. Do you like Star Wars? Cause Yoda only one for me.

4. Go ahead, feel my shirt. It’s made of boyfriend material!

5. I’d like to take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks.

6. If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.

7. Knock-knock. (Who’s there?) When where? (When where who?) Tomorrow night, my house, you.

8. Know what’s on the menu? Me-N-U.

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9. You and I are like nachos with jalapeños. I’m super cheesy, you’re super hot, and we belong together.

10. You look so familiar. Didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.

11. Your middle name must be Gillette. Because you’re the best a man can get!

12. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

13. Are you a loan? ‘Cause you’ve got my interest!

14. Are you a parking ticket? Cause you’ve got fine written all over you!

15. Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me!

16. Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem just Wright for me!

17. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again?

18. I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away!

19. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

20. I was wondering if you had an extra heart…because mine was just stolen.

21. I’m in the mood for pizza. A pizza you, that is!

22. I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?

23. If I had four quarters to give to the four prettiest women in the world, you would have a dollar!

24. If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you’d be the McGorgeous.

25. If you were a Transformer you’d be Optimus Fine!

26. Is there an airport nearby, or was that just my heart taking off?

27. Let me guess, your middle name is Gillette, right? Because you’re the best a man can get!

28. Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic Ocean, and I don’t mind being lost at sea.

29. Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you’re a-cutie!

30. Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged

31. Did you fart because you blew me away

32. Do I know you from somewhere? Because I don’t recognize you with your clothes on

33. Do you know karate because your body is kickin

34. Do you know what would look good on you? Me

35. Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on

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36. Hi, I’m an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus

37. If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head

38. If you don’t want to have kids with me, then why don’t we just practice

39. Sit on my lap and tell me the first thing that pops up

40. The word of the day is legs. Let’s go back to your place and spread the word

41. Were you arrested earlier? It’s gotta be illegal to look that good

42. You’re so sweet, you could put Hershey’s out of business!

43. You’re so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear

44. You’ve been a bad girl. Go to my room

45. Your body is a wonderland, and I want to be Alice

46. Your Daddy must have been a baker, cause you got the nicest set of buns I’ve ever seen

47. Are you from Tennessee? Cause you’re the only TEN I see

48. Are you smoking? (No!) Oh, yes you are!

49. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

50. Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I’m here after

51. Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package

52. Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine

53. Hey I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend

54. I bet you $40 you’re gonna turn me down

55. I hope there’s a fireman around, cause you’re smokin’!

56. I’ll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle

57. Let’s go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply

58. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed

59. The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fck you on the floor

60. You look so sweet you’re giving’ me a toothache

61. You’re like milk, I just wanna make you part of my complete breakfast

62. You’re so hot, that when I look at you I get a tan

63. (Look down at your crotch) It’s not just going to suck itself

64. Are you gay? (No) Wow, me neither, let’s bang

65. Do you like chicken? Sorry, I haven’t got any, how about a cock?

66. Hey baby there’s a party in my pants and you are invited

67. Hey baby, as long as I have a face, you’ll have a place to sit

68. Hey I’m looking for a treasure, Can I look around your chest?

69. I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas

70. I’m like Domino’s Pizza. If I don’t come in 30 minutes, the next one is free

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71. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put you between F and CK…

72. If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?

73. If I told you I had a 2-inch d!ck would you fck me? (No) Good, because mine is 8 inches.

74. If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?

75. Let us let only latex stand between our love

76. My d!ck’s been feeling a little dead lately. Wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth?

77. Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh

78. Wanna play war? I’ll lay on the ground and you blow the fck outta me

79. Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under

80. Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.

81. Are you religious? Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers.

82. Could you do me a favor? Could you get on your knees and smile like a donut?

83. Do you believe guys think with their d!ck? (Yeah.) Well, in that case, will you blow my mind?

84. Do you believe in free love? (No) Then how much for a BJ?

85. Do you live on a chicken farm? (No) You sure know how to raise cocks

86. Excuse me, but do you give head to strangers? (No) Well then, allow me to introduce myself.

87. Hi, I’m the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?

88. I’ve just moved you to the top of my ‘to do’ list

89. If happiness starts with “H,” why does mine start with “U”?

90. Let’s have a party and invite your pants to come on down

91. Screw me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before?

92. That dress looks great on you… as a matter of fact, so would I

93. That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

94. There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?

95. Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest.

96. Are you a cat because I’m feline a connection between us.

97. Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that.

98. Can I borrow your lips?

99. Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.

100. Drake would call you and me God’s Plan.

101. Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

102. Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.

103. I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.

104. I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.

105. I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

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106. I’m so lost. I was looking for your number.

107. If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

108. If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

109. If you were a flower, you’d be a damnnn-delion.

110. If you were a library book, I would check you out.

111. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only  I see!

112. Did you fall from the sky? Because you’re an angel.

113. Do you have an extra heart? You stole mine.

114. Do you have any room for an extra tongue in your mouth?

115. I was feeling very off today, but then you turned me on.

116. If I was the judge, I’d sentence you to life by my side.

117. My lips are like Skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?

118. OMG. I was going to wear this exact same outfit tonight.

119. That shirt looks great on you… as a matter of fact, so would I.

120. Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

121. You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.

122. Are you a beaver? Cause damn!

123. Are you lost? Heaven is a long way from here.

124. Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?

125. Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (holds up mirror)

126. Has anyone ever told you how beautiful my eyes are?

127. I’m going to make you my boyfriend for the next five minutes. Let’s see how you like it.

128. I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?

129. If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.

130. Is your body from McDonald’s? Cause I’m lovin’ it!

131. Life without you is like a broken pencil… pointless.

132. The doctor said I’m sick because I’m lacking vitamin U.

133. They say that kissing is a language of love, so would you mind starting a conversation with me?