100 Cute Pick Up Lines For Guys

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Get here the 100 cute pick up lines for guys.

Cute Pick Up Lines for guys

1. Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.

2. Are you a magician? It’s the strangest thing, but every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.

3. Are you a time traveler? Because I absolutely see you in my future.

4. Are you an electrician? Because you’re definitely lighting up my night!

5. Are you any good at boxing? Because you look like a knockout.

6. Are you good at math? Me neither. But the only number I care about is yours.

7. Are you made of grapes? Because you’re fine as wine.

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8. Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!

9. Call me Shrek because I’m head ogre heels for you.

10. Can you take me to the doctor? I just broke my leg falling for you.

11. Did your license get suspended for driving all the guys crazy?

12. Do I know you? (pause) Oh, sorry, it’s just that you look just like my next girlfriend.

13. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I try walking by again?

14. Do you fish? Because you have me hooked.

15. Do you have a name, or can I just call you ‘mine?’

16. Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.

17. Do you have the time? (Tells you the time) No, the time to write down my number?

18. Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.

19. Do you know what the Little Mermaid and I have in common? We both want to be part of your world.

20. Do you know what would look really good on you? Me.

21. Do you like Nintendo? Because Wii would look good together.

22. Do you remember me? Oh, that’s right—we’ve only met in my dreams.

23. Excuse me, do you have the time? I just want to remember the exact minute I got a crush on you.

24. Excuse me, I don’t mean to intrude, but you owe me a drink (pause), because when I saw you, I dropped mine.

25. For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see I am still living, but heaven has been brought to me.

26. Have you been to the doctor lately? Because I think you’re lacking some vitamin me.

27. Hello. Cupid called. He wants to tell you he needs my heart back.

28. Hey, do you mind if we take a picture together? I just want to show my mom what my next girlfriend looks like.

29. Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be pretty cute.

30. Hi, I just wanted to thank you for the gift. I’ve been wearing this smile ever since you gave it to me.

31. Hi, my name is (your name), but you can call me tonight or tomorrow.

32. I always thought happiness started with an ‘h,’ but it turns out mine starts with ‘u.’

33. I bet you ten bucks you’re going to turn me down.

34. I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

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35. I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away!

36. I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.

37. I seem to have lost my number—can I have yours?

38. I should charge you rent for spending so much time in my head.

39. I started reading/watching an interesting book/show last week, and I’d love to discuss it with someone. Have you heard of it?

40. I swear someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

41. I think the only way you could possibly be more beautiful is if I got to know you.

42. I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it to see if it works?

43. I thought this was a bar, but I must be in a museum because you truly are a work of art.

44. I was going to call you beautiful, but then I realized I don’t have your number yet.

45. I was just trying to buy a drink here, but you’re very distracting.

46. I was wondering if you could tell me… If you’re here, who’s running Heaven?

47. I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.

48. I wish I’d paid more attention to science in high school, because you and I’ve got chemistry and I want to know all about it.

49. I would never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find.

50. I’d like to take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks.

51. I’m not photographer, but I can definitely picture us together.

52. I’m not sure what it is yet, but something about you seems really interesting.

53. I’m not usually religious, but when I saw you, I knew you were the answer to my prayers.

54. I’m really glad I just bought life insurance, because when I saw you, my heart stopped.

55. I’m sorry, were you talking to me? Well then, please start.

56. I’ve heard it said that kissing is the ‘language of love.’ Would you care to have a conversation with me about it sometime?

57. If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.

58. If I were a cat, I’d spend all nine of my lives with you.

59. If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

60. If I’m vinegar, then you must be baking soda. Because you make me feel all bubbly inside.

61. If you let me borrow a kiss, I promise I’ll give it right back.

62. If you were a song, you’d be the best track on the album.

63. If you were a taser, you’d be set to ‘stun.’

64. If you were a Transformer, you’d be ‘Optimus Fine.’

65. If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.

66. If your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.

67. In my opinion, there are three kinds of beautiful: Cute, pretty, and sexy. Somehow, you manage to be all three.

68. Is your name Dunkin? Because I donut want to spend another day without you.

69. It’s never easy meeting a complete stranger—especially one as beautiful as you—without being properly introduced. But can we try anyway?

70. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

71. Let me tie your shoes. I don’t want you falling for anyone else.

72. Let’s flip a coin. Head, I’m yours. Tails, you’re mine.

73. My friends bet me I couldn’t talk to the prettiest girl in the bar. Want to use their money to buy some drinks?

74. No wonder the sky is gray—all the color is in your eyes.

75. On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?

76. One night I looked up at the stars and thought, ‘Wow, how beautiful.’ But now that I’m looking at you, nothing else can compare.

77. So, aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

78. That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

79. The sparkle in your eyes is so bright, the sun must be jealous.

80. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.

81. Trust me, I’m not drunk; I’m just intoxicated by you.

82. Want to go outside and get some fresh air with me? You just took my breath away.

83. Was your father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!

84. We should go out for coffee sometime. Because I like you a latte.

85. Would you mind giving me a pinch? You’re so cute, I must be dreaming.

86. You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.

87. You know, I thought Disneyland is the ‘happiest place on Earth,’ but that was before I got a chance to stand here next to you.

88. You know, I’m actually terrible at flirting. How about you try to pick me up instead?

89. You know, your smile has been lighting up the room all night and I just had to come and say hello.

90. You look like you know how to have a good time. Been on any adventures lately?

91. You must be a campfire. Because you’re super hot and I want s’more.

92. You must be a very important textbook passage because seeing you is the highlight of my day.

93. You see my friend over there? S/he wants to know if you think I’m cute.

94. You’re hotter than the bottom of my laptop.

95. You’re like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel.

96. You’re proof that aliens are real. Because you just abducted my heart.

97. You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache.

98. You’ve got everything I’ve been searching for, and believe me—I’ve been looking a long time.

99. Your eyes are like IKEA. I could get lost in them for hours.

100. Your hand looks heavy—can I hold it for you?