Top 112 Dumb Pick Up Lines

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1. Are you a parking ticket? Cause you’ve got fine written all over you!

2. Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.

3. Are you wi-fi? Cause I’m totally feeling a connection.

4. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again?

5. Do you like Star Wars? Cause Yoda only one for me.

6. Go ahead, feel my shirt. It’s made of boyfriend material!

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7. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

8. I’d like to take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks.

9. I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?

10. If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.

11. If you were a Transformer you’d be Optimus Fine!

12. Knock-knock. (Who’s there?) When where? (When where who?) Tomorrow night, my house, you.

13. Know what’s on the menu? Me-N-U.

14. You and I are like nachos with jalapeños. I’m super cheesy, you’re super hot, and we belong together.

15. You look so familiar. Didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.

16. Your middle name must be Gillette. Because you’re the best a man can get!

17. “Did it hurt? When you fell out of heaven?”

18. “Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk past you again?”

19. “If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?”

20. “Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?”

21. “You’re so sweet; you’re giving me a toothache.”

22. Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you’re a-cutie!

23. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

24. Are you a loan? ‘Cause you’ve got my interest!

25. Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me!

26. Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem just Wright for me!

27. I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away!

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28. I was wondering if you had an extra heart…because mine was just stolen.

29. I’m in the mood for pizza. A pizza you, that is!

30. If I had four quarters to give to the four prettiest women in the world, you would have a dollar!

31. If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you’d be the McGorgeous.

32. Is there an airport nearby, or was that just my heart taking off?

33. Let me guess, your middle name is Gillette, right? Because you’re the best a man can get!

34. You’re so sweet, you could put Hershey’s out of business!

35. Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic Ocean, and I don’t mind being lost at sea.

36. “Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile!”

37. “Are you a parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over you.”

38. “Are you feeling okay? It looks like your lacking vitamin Me.”

39. “Are you from Australia? Because I can see ya down under.”

40. “Are you related to yoda? Cuz Yoda-Licious!”

41. “Did you play baseball/softball? Because I wanna take you home.”

42. “Did you play soccer? Because you sure are a keeper.”

43. “Did you play volleyball? Because I sure dig ya!”

44. “Did you sit in sugar? Because you have a sweet ass.”

45. “Do you have a map?  Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.”

46. “Do you like bananas? Because I find you a-peeling.”

47. “Does heaven know they’re missing an angel?”

48. “I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away!”

49. “I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?”

50. “Is it hot in here, or is it just you?”

51. “Is your mother a beaver? Cuz dammmm!”

52. “Is your name Jewel? Because you were meant for me.”

53. “My friends bet I can’t talk to the prettiest girl; want to use their money to buy drinks?”

54. “Remember me? Oh, that’s right; I’ve only met you in my dreams.”

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55. “That’s a great pair of jeans… they’d look even better on my bedroom floor.”

56. “You must be tired; you have been running through my head all day.”

57. “You must wash your jeans in Windex, because I can see myself in them.”

58. “Do you have a tan, or do you always look this hot?”

59. “Don’t tell me if you want me to take you out to dinner. Just smile for yes, or do a backflip for no.”

60. “Girl, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.”

61. “Hi, do you have a few minutes for me to hit on you?”

62. “I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet.”

63. “If I had four quarters to give to the four prettiest girls in the world, you would have a dollar.”

64. “If looks could kill, you’d be a weapon of mass destruction.”

65. “Is your name WiFi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.”

66. “Like a broken pencil, life without you is pointless.”

67. “What do you say we bounce like a bad email?”

68. “You could spam me all night and I still wouldn’t unsubscribe.”

69. “You must be from Tennessee, because you are the only 10 I see!”

70. “You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.”

71. I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?

72. If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.

73. If you were a phaser on Star Trek, you’d be set to stun!

74. Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?

75. Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future!

76. Do you have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knee falling for you.

77. I wasn’t always religious. But I am now, because you’re the answer to all my prayers.

78. I’m glad I remembered to bring my library card. ‘Cause I am totally checking you out!

79. I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

80. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put I and U together.

81. If you and I were socks, we’d make a great pair!

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82. If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber!

83. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

84. Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve only met you in my dreams.

85. Was your mother a beaver? ‘Cause damn!

86. Where have I seen you before? Oh yeah, I remember now. It was in the dictionary next to the word “gorgeous”!

87. You must be exhausted, because you’ve been running through my mind all day.

88. You must be made of cheese. Because you’re looking Gouda tonight!

89. Are you a banana? Because you are very appealing.

90. Are you an orphanage? Because I want to give you kids.

91. Are you my appendix? I don’t know what you do or how you work, but I feel like I should take you out.

92. Hey girl, are you a beaver? ‘Cause damn!

93. Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.

94. If you were a transformer you’d be Optimus fine

95. If you were a triangle you’d be an acute one

96. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a CUTEcumber!

97. Is it hot in here or is it just you?

98. Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants.

99. Somebody call the cops because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!

100. Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!

101. Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?

102. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.

103. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see!

104. Can you take off your clothes so I can see where you hide your angel wings?

105. Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?

106. I couldn’t help noticing that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

107. I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.

108. I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.

109. If I flip this coin, what are the chances of me getting head?

110. If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

111. Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.

112. It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.