Get here the list of the best freaky pick up lines.
Best Freaky Pick Up Lines
1. You’ve been a bad girl. Go to my room
2. Hi, I’m an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus
3. If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head
4. The word of the day is legs. Let’s go back to your place and spread the word
5. Your body is a wonderland, and I want to be Alice
6. If you don’t want to have kids with me, then why don’t we just practice
7. Do you know what would look good on you? Me
8. Sit on my lap and tell me the first thing that pops up
9. Did you fart because you blew me away
10. Do you know karate because your body is kickin
11. Were you arrested earlier? It’s gotta be illegal to look that good
12. Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged
13. Your Daddy must have been a baker, cause you got the nicest set of buns I’ve ever seen
14. Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on
15. You’re so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear
16. Do I know you from somewhere? Because I don’t recognize you with your clothes on
17. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed
18. I’ll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle
19. You’re like milk, I just wanna make you part of my complete breakfast
20. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
21. Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package
22. I hope there’s a fireman around, cause you’re smokin’!
23. Are you smoking? (No!) Oh, yes you are!
24. If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
25. My d!ck’s been feeling a little dead lately. Wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth?
26. If I told you I had a 2-inch d!ck would you fck me? (No) Good, because mine is 8 inches.
27. I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas
28. I’m like Domino’s Pizza. If I don’t come in 30 minutes, the next one is free
29. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put you between F and CK…
30. Hey I’m looking for a treasure, Can I look around your chest?
31. Are you gay? (No) Wow, me neither, let’s bang
32. Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh
33. Do you believe guys think with their d!ck? (Yeah.) Well, in that case, will you blow my mind?
34. There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?
35. Do you believe in free love? (No) Then how much for a BJ?
36. Do you live on a chicken farm? (No) You sure know how to raise cocks
37. That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
38. Hi, I’m the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?
39. Screw me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before?
40. I’d love to see you wearing your birthday suit
41. I’m a mind reader and yes I will sleep with you
42. I’m a zombie, can I eat you out?
43. I’m an adventurer and I want to explore you
44. I’ve recently qualified as a gynecologist and I’d like to offer you my pro-boner services
45. If you were an elevator, what button would I have to push to get you to go down?
46. If you’re feeling down, I can feel you up.
