127 Best Freaky Pick Up Lines

Get here the list of the best freaky pick up lines.

1 to 32 Freaky Pick Up Lines

1. Are you a blanket? cos I love it when you’re on top of me.

2. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.

3. Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.

4. Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you.

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5. Are you a poster? Because I want to pin you on a wall

6. Are you a sea lion? Because I can sea you lion in my bed tonight.

7. Are you a supermarket sample? Because I want to taste you again and again without any sense of shame.

8. Are you a thief? Cause I want you to steal my virginity tonight!

9. Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.

10. Are you an eco-friendly kind of girl? The condom in my pocket goes expires tomorrow, so why don’t you help me use it?

11. Are you an elevator? Because I’ll go up and down on you.

12. Are you an exam? Because I have been studying you like crazy.

13. Are you Dracula? You looked a little thirsty when you were looking at me.

14. Are you from Tennessee? Cause you’re the only TEN I see.

15. Are you my homework? Because I’m not doing you, but I definitely should be.

16. Are you smoking? (No!) Oh, yes you are!.

17. Are you undressing me with your eyes?!

18. Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.

19. Can I borrow your lips?

20. Can you do telekinesis? Because you’ve made a part of me move without even touching it.

21. Can you tell me what time you’ll come back to my place, please?

22. Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!

23. Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.

24. Did you fart because you blew me away.

25. Did you have Lucky Charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!

26. Did you know my lips are like Skittles and you’re about to taste the rainbow?

27. Did you send the invitation to the party between your legs by mail, or do you wanna give it to me in person?

28. Dinner first, or can we go straight for dessert?

29. Do I have to sign for your package?

30. Do I know you from somewhere? Because I don’t recognize you with your clothes on.

31. Do you believe in evolution? Cause my homo is erectus.

32. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

33 to 64 Freaky Pick Up Lines

33. Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I’m here after.

34. Do you drink soda? Because you look so-da-licious.

35. Do you have a shovel? Because I’m digging you.

36. Do you have room for an extra tongue in your mouth?

37. Do you know karate because your body is kickin.

38. Do you know what would look good on you? Me.

39. Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?

40. Do you want to commit a sin for your next confessional?

41. Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

42. Does your name start with “C” because I can “C” us getting down.

43. Don’t ever change. Just get naked.

44. Give me your car keys so I can drive you crazy.

45. Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on.

46. Hey I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

47. Hi, I’m an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

48. I don’t think I want babies, but I wouldn’t mind refining my baby-making technique with you.

49. I hope there’s a fireman around, cause you’re smokin’!.

50. I know a great way to burn off the calories in that drink.

51. I like every bone in your body, especially mine.

52. I lost my keys… can I check your pants?

53. I love my bed, but I’d rather be in yours.

54. I think I could fall madly in bed with you.

55. I was feeling very off today, but then you turned me on.

56. I’ll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.

57. I’m an adventurer and I want to explore you.

58. I’m having trouble sleeping by myself. Can you sleep with me?

59. I’m just like a pore strip. Hard to get off, but extremely satisfied once you do.

60. I’m like a Rubik’s Cube, the more you play with me the harder I get!

61. I’m not feeling myself today. Can I feel you instead?

62. I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.

63. I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?

64. I’m peanut butter. You’re jelly. Let’s have sex.

65 to 96 Freaky Pick Up Lines

65. I`m no weatherman, but you can expect a few inches tonight.

66. If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head.

67. If I was the judge, I’d sentence you to my bed.

68. If you don’t want to have kids with me, then why don’t we just practice.

69. If you were a flower, you’d be a damn-delion.

70. If you’re feeling down, I can feel you up.

71. If your left leg was Christmas and your right was Thanksgiving, could I visit between the holidays?

72. If your upper lip is Christmas and your lower lip is Thanksgiving, can I come visit some time in between?

73. Is it hot in here? Or is it just you?

74. Is that a candy cane in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

75. Is there a cellphone in your backpocket? Cause that ass is calling me!

76. Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!

77. Is your name winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.

78. Let only latex stand between our love.

79. Let’s play Titanic. You’ll be the iceberg and I’ll go down.

80. Lets play titanic youll be the ocean and ill go down on you

81. Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, “Fuck it”.

82. My dick’s been feeling a little dead lately. Wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth?

83. My doctor told me I have a vitamin D deficiency. Want to go back to my place and save me?

84. My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.

85. Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?

86. Please don’t let this go to your head, but do you want some?

87. Roses are red, violets are twisted, bend over you’re about to get fisted

88. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I’m coming home with you.

89. Roses are red. Violets are fine. You be the six. I’ll be the nine.

90. Sit on my lap and tell me the first thing that pops up.

91. So as long as we’re in the theatre… why don’t we get some play?

92. Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.

93. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.

94. That shirt looks great on you… as a matter of fact, so would I.

95. That’s a nice shirt. Can I try it on after we have sex?

96. The word of the day is legs. Let’s go back to your place and spread the word.

96 to 127 Freaky Pick Up Lines

97. There must be a light switch on my forehead because every time I see you, you turn me on!

98. They say that kissing is a language of love, so would you mind starting a conversation with me?

99. This might seem corny, but you’re making me horny.

100. Treat me like a pirate and give me that booty.

101. Want to go half on a baby?

102. Want to save water by showering together?

103. We were both born without clothes.

104. Were you arrested earlier? It’s gotta be illegal to look that good.

105. What did you say your name was? I want to make sure I’m screaming the right name tonight.

106. What is a nice person like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

107. When I saw you, I lost my tongue. Can I put yours in my mouth?

108. With school, I just want an A. With you, I just want to F.

109. Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under

110. You are so selfish. You’re going to have that body for the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.

111. You know what winks and then screws like a tiger? (Wink)

112. You know why they call me the cat whisperer? Cause I know exactly what that pussy needs.

113. You look great right now. Do you know what else would look great on you? Me!

114. You look so innocent, you look so sweet, as long as I have a face, you will always have a seat.

115. You look so sweet you’re giving’ me a toothache.

116. You must be yogurt because I want to spoon you.

117. You’re like milk, I just wanna make you part of my complete breakfast.

118. You’re like my little toe, because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.

119. You’re so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

120. You’re so hot, that when I look at you I get a tan.

121. You’ve been a bad girl. Go to my room.

122. Your body is 70 percent water… and I’m thirsty.

123. Your body is a Wonderland an I’d like to be Alice

124. Your body is a wonderland, and I want to be Alice.

125. Your Daddy must have been a baker, cause you got the nicest set of buns I’ve ever seen.

126. Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.

127. Your outfit would look great on my bedroom floor.