Get some of the best Friday jokes here to make this Friday night something new. Also, share these jokes with your friends to make their Friday night funny.
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1. I am instantly 70% nicer after 3 pm on Friday.
2. I don’t believe in Friday the 13th because I’m not superstitious. I’m just a little bit stitious.
3. I don’t work on Fridays. I make appearances.
4. It’s Friday night. Time to be a hero and rescue some wine from a bottle.
5. Me: “This Friday night is lit! *sips wine, continues to fold laundry*”
6. What comes after Black Friday? Broke Saturday.
7. What did the accordion player say on Friday? Accordion to me, it’s going to be a great Friday
8. What do biologists wear on Casual Friday? Genes to work
9. What do people who work from home wear for Casual Friday? Nothing
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10. What do you get when you cross Jason Voorhees with a box of Cheerios? A cereal killer
11. What goes by slower than a boring movie? Friday afternoon.
12. What’s a fat person’s favorite day of the week? Pie-day
13. What’s a sad person’s favorite day of the week? Cry-day
14. What’s an introvert’s favorite day of the week? Shy-day
15. What’s Friday the 13th? The day of the year that people blame witchcraft for their regular stupidity
16. What’s the worst thing that can happen on a Friday? When you realize it’s Thursday
17. When does Jason Voorhees get amazing deals on hockey masks? On Black Friday the 13th
18. Who wins in a fight between Friday and Saturday? Saturday, because Friday is a weak day
19. Why is it best not to care about Friday the 13th? Because it’s bad luck to be superstitious
20. Any decent man would know better than scheduling meetings for Friday afternoon.
21. Fridays are the hardest in some ways; you’re so close to freedom.
22. What can really ruin your Friday? Finding out it’s only Thursday.
23. What deal did the teacher give the students on Black Friday? 50 per cent off late assignments.
24. What do millennial eskimos do Friday night with girls they like? Net fish and chill.
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25. What do you put in your drink on Friday? Ice Cube.
26. What does it mean when you arrived late at work for the fifth time in a week? It means that is a Friday.
27. What is faster than the Flash? Friday nights.
28. What is Jason Voorhees’ favorite restaurant? TGIF13 (Thank God it’s Friday the 13th).
29. What would a tired person do if Friday night was a person? Hug it and never let it go.
30. What’s Friday the 13th? The day of the year that people blame witchcraft for their regular stupidity.
31. What’s scarier than Friday the 13th? Monday the 16th.
32. When can Sunday feel like a Friday? When you have a weekend job.
33. When does Jason Voorhees wear a t-shirt and shorts with his hockey mask? On Casual Friday the 13th.
34. When’s the best time to meet Ice Cube and Chris Tucker? Friday.
35. When’s the next best time to meet Ice Cube and Chris Tucker? Next Friday.
36. Where can you save 100% on Black Friday? At home – by not shopping.
37. Why did the French person go to McDonalds? It was French Fry-Day.
38. Why did the man at the calendar factory is cutting all the Fridays out? He wanted a day off.
39. Why do geologists shop on Friday? For the great weekend shales!
40. Why don’t people like jokes about Friday? They’re week.
41. How do you make a profit on Black Friday? By completely ignoring the celebration.
42. In what country is every day a friday? Grease. (Fry Day / Greece)
43. What day of the week did Toad like the most? Fly-day.
44. What did Friday say to Saturday and Sunday when they were about to give up? Weekend do it!
45. What did the fruit ask at the end of the work week? Orange you glad it’s Friday?
46. What did the horse get for Black Friday? A Macintosh.
47. What did the teacher give on black Friday? 50% off late assignments.
48. What do cows do on Friday nights? Go to the mooooooovies.
49. What was on the specials on Black Friday? Leftovers from Thanksgiving Thursday.
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50. What’s the worst part about Friday afternoons? Realizing it’s just wednesday.
51. When do rich people celebrate Black Friday? Every day.
52. Where can you get 100% off on everything on Black Friday? At home by not going out.
53. Where does a nerdy person spend their Black Friday? Geology museum because they get great shales there.
54. Why are Saturday and Sunday the strongest days of the week? Because Monday through Friday are weekdays.
55. Why couldn’t Friday lift anything heavy? Because it was a weak day.
56. Why did Friday start going to the gym? He was a weak day.
57. Why did Han go shopping on Black Friday? Because the prices were Solo.
58. Why did the student cheer when he got home from school? It was Friyay!
59. Why didn’t the French chef realize it was Friday? It Crêpe’d up on him.
60. Why shouldn’t you worry about Friday the 13th? Because it’s bad luck to be superstitious.
61. Why wasn’t the Friday serious about anything? It was a casual Friday.
62. What did a worker say to another worker who was not feeling like working on a Friday? “Just a few more hours of work left, weekend make it!”
63. What did a worker tell his co-worker when the long and busy week was about to end? “Fri-nally.”
64. What do you call the day when you have to submit a huge assignment that you have not even started? Frightay.
65. What happens to black cats on Friday the 13th? They have a lot of hiccups.
66. What should have been the name of the sequel of Friday the 13th? Saturday the 14th.
67. What type of pasta is favorable on Friday the 13th? Fettuccini Afraid-o.
68. What’s scarier than Friday the 13th? Mondays.
69. Why couldn’t Friday lift the heavy weights? Because it was a weak day.
70. Why did I come back from the office early? Because it was Friday De somber the 13th.
71. Why should one visit a tire shop on Black Friday? They will have a blowout.
72. Why was the customer unhappy with the vacuum he brought on black Friday sales? It sucked.
