Top 86 Funniest Pick Up Lines

Updated on:

Get here the list of top funniest pick up lines.

1 to 22 Funniest Pick Up Lines

1. Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you.

2. Do you happen to have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knees falling for you.

3. Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.

Read: British Pick Up Lines

4. I didn’t know what I wanted in a woman until I saw you.

5. I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away!

6. I never believed in love at first sight, but that was before I saw you.

7. I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.

8. I was wondering if you’re an artist because you were so good at drawing me in.

9. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a ‘cute-cumber.’

10. It says in the Bible to only think about what’s pure and lovely… So I’ve been thinking about you all day long.

11. So, aside from taking my breath away, what do you do for a living?

12. When I look in your eyes, I see a very kind soul.

13. Your eyes are like the ocean; I could swim in them all day.

14. Are you a magician? It’s the strangest thing, but every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.

15. Are you an electrician? Because you’re definitely lighting up my day/night!

16. Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?

17. Hi, I just wanted to thank you for the gift. (pause) I’ve been wearing this smile ever since you gave it to me.

18. I always thought happiness started with an ‘h,’ but it turns out mine starts with ‘u.’

19. I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?

20. I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it to see if it works?

21. I was wondering if you could tell me: If you’re here, who’s running Heaven?

22. I would never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find.

23 to 44 Funniest Pick Up Lines

23. I’d like to take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks.

24. I’ve heard it said that kissing is the ‘language of love.’ Would you care to have a conversation with me about it sometime?

25. If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.

26. No wonder the sky is gray (or dark, if at night)—all the color is in your eyes.

27. You know what you would look really beautiful in? My arms.

28. You’re like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel.

29. You’ve got a lot of beautiful curves, but your smile is absolutely my favorite.

30. You’ve got everything I’ve been searching for, and believe me—I’ve been looking a long time.

31. Are you a parking ticket? Cause you’ve got fine written all over you!

32. Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.

33. Are you wi-fi? Cause I’m totally feeling a connection.

34. Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem just Wright for me!

35. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again?

36. Do you like Star Wars? Cause Yoda only one for me.

37. Go ahead, feel my shirt. It’s made of boyfriend material!

38. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

39. I was wondering if you had an extra heart…because mine was just stolen.

40. I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?

41. If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.

42. If you were a Transformer you’d be Optimus Fine!

43. Knock-knock. (Who’s there?) When where? (When where who?) Tomorrow night, my house, you.

44. Know what’s on the menu? Me-N-U.

45 to 66 Funniest Pick Up Lines

45. You and I are like nachos with jalapeños. I’m super cheesy, you’re super hot, and we belong together.

46. You look so familiar. Didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.

47. Your middle name must be Gillette. Because you’re the best a man can get!

48. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

49. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

50. Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.

51. Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me!

52. Are you sure you’re not tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day.

53. Do I know you? ‘Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.

54. Do you know what my shirt is made of? It’s made of boyfriend material.

55. For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.

56. I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away!

57. I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?

58. I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

59. If I had four quarters to give to the four prettiest women in the world, you would have a dollar!

60. If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you’d be the McGorgeous.

61. Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?

62. Let me guess, your middle name is Gillette, right? Because you’re the best a man can get!

63. They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.

64. Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic Ocean, and I don’t mind being lost at sea.

65. Are you a dictionary? Cause you’re adding meaning to my life.

66. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!

67 to 86 Funniest Pick Up Lines

67. Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.

68. Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.

69. Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

70. I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.

71. I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.

72. I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.

73. I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.

74. I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.

75. If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

76. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

77. Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue?

78. I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

79. Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!

80. Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

81. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.

82. Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!

83. Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout!

84. Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?

85. You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.

86. You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!