16 Funny Anniversary Wishes And Messages

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Funny Anniversary Wishes And Messages

1. I have learned that marriage is a boxing ring. Thank you, mate, for making some sense in me. I love you.

2. I remember seeing lovebirds here at the National Zoo. You guys remind me of this. happy n!

3. Imagine a small child lovingly facing the scolding of a couple. Fortunately, the little boy survived. The child sends his warm wishes on his anniversary.

4. It is truly remarkable that your partner tolerated you for so many years!

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5. Life is too short in a long lasting marriage. isn’t it, darling? happy n!

6. My wife is a delightful cook. She really knows how to stir up those feelings in our wedding pot!

7. On this special day, I want you to know that you are the sweetest man ever. I wish I could put you in a cup of hot coffee and eat you alive!

8. Saving a marriage is hard, but you two made it so easy. happy n!

9. Tell me, how many spiders have you killed this year? And cockroaches? I bet you’re having a great time, friend! happy n!

10. Today, I’m celebrating the day you finally gave up trying to find a better man than me. happy Anniversary my love!

11. When I look at you both, I realize that love really does keep people alive for a long time. Wishing you so many returns of the day!

12. With flowers in my hands and a smile on my face, I am glad that both of us are alive till date. A solemn, Happy Anniversary!

13. You can be who you wanted to be, but you chose to be an actor just like me. Happy anniversary my friend.

14. You may have a lot of complaints about me, but trust me dear, they are just as useless as you. happy n!

15. You’re always right, and I’m always wrong. That’s why you chose me and I chose you. happy n!

16. Your criticism means far more to me than the praise of many men. It’s a lie, and you know it! happy n!