57 Funny Bee Jokes That Will Be Good For You

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Get here the list of some best funny bee jokes to share with your friend circle.

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1. A bee’s favourite part of marriage is the honeymoon!

2. How does a bee know when he’s found his honey? His heart bee-ts faster!

3. The bee cooked for his lover. He wanted her to hive a bite to eat!

4. What did the bee say to his love? “Honey, you’re the bees’ knees.”

5. What did the bee say to the beautiful flower? “Hey, honey!”

6. What do bees use for energy? Flower power.

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7. What do you call honey on a bee? A sticky situation.

8. What happens when a bee burps near the queen? He gets a royal pardon.

9. What is a bee’s favourite Spice Girls single? Wanna-bee!

10. What’s a bee’s favourite band? Buzzted.

11. What’s a bee’s favourite flower? Bee-gonias!

12. What’s a bee’s favourite gemstone? Ru-bees!

13. What’s a bee’s favourite meal? Buzzle and squeak.

14. What’s a bee’s favourite novel? The Great Gats-bee.

15. How do bees get from one place to another? They bumble around!

16. The Queen was a force to bee reckoned with!

17. What do you call clumsy bees? Fumble bees!

18. What’s a bee’s favourite snack? Beescuits!

19. What’s a bee’s favourite song? Don’t Stop Beelieving.

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20. What’s a bee’s favourite TV show? Never Mind the Buzzcocks

21. What’s a bee’s favourite vegetable? Beetroot.

22. What’s an older bee’s favourite band? The Beegees!

23. When do bees get married? When they’ve found their honey!

24. Where do bees go on holiday? To the bee-ch!

25. The bee that resides in America is called a USB.

26. What did the bee say to the baby flower? “Hey bud!”

27. What do you call bees that constantly drop things? Fumble bees!

28. What do you do with a bee outside your front door? Buzz him in!

29. What’s an optimistic bumblebee’s blood type? Bee positive!

30. What’s more impressive than a talking dog? A spelling bee.

31. When you cross a doorbell and a bee you wind up with a hum-dinger.

32. Where do bees keep their savings? In a honey box.

33. Who’s a bee’s favourite artist? Pablo Bee-casso.

34. Who’s a bee’s favourite author? Bee-atrix Potter.

35. Why did the bee go to a dermatologist? He had hives.

36. Why did the bee go to hospital? He was beeten up.

37. Why do bees get married? Because they found their honey!

38. Why do bees hum? Because they can’t remember the words.

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39. Why was the car angry? He had a bee in his bonnet!

40. A bee that will not stop eating will eventually become a little chub-bee.

41. A smart mathematician knows exactly what a rhom-buzz is.

42. Bee puns are good for your health. Why? Because they give you a dose of Vitamin Bee!

43. Bee puns really sting.

44. Bees can fly in the rain if they are wearing their little yellow jackets.

45. I know that I have never seen a hummingbird, but I certainly did see a spelling bee.

46. Meanwhile, the swarm of teen bees all loved The Beatles and their “Let it Bee” album.

47. No one at the party wanted to hear that big bee talk about himself. But, he just kept droning on.

48. Of course, Grandma really liked the Bee Gees.

49. Only bees who are on their best bee-havior, get to go to the hive and make honey.

50. What did one bee say to the other when they landed on the same flower? “Buzz off.”

51. What did the one bee say to the prankster bee? “Quit pollen my leg.”

52. What do kiddo bees take to school? The school buzz.

53. What is bees’ favorite Spice Girls song? Wanna-bee!

54. What’s a bee’s weapon of choice? The beebee gun.

55. Where do worker bees go on vacation? Sting-apore.

56. Who is a bee’s favorite singer? Bee-yoncé.

57. Who’s Mama Bee’s favorite singer? Sting.