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Funny Birthday Wishes And Messages
1. Best wishes for your day, if someone tries to tag you on the “Oldie Club”, hit them with your stick and curse them with your toothless mouth. have a blessed day.
2. Birthday wishes are full of lies these days. They may make you smile but the truth is you are no more beautiful than you were last year. happy B-Day!
3. Closer to gaining another year-old civic privilege! Happy birthday, and have a good time.
4. Do you know what I enjoy the most? Seeing that you are not able to hide your age even with this heavy makeup. Happy birthday, loser!
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5. Friends like you make me feel younger and more beautiful. I wish you have two birthdays in a year so that you grow up twice as fast as me. happy B-Day!
6. happy B-Day. The older you are, the more children you are becoming. Will you grow up now?
7. Happy birthday dear brother. I hope you will be as troubled at the age of 100 as you are today.
8. Happy birthday to the boy I met on the street and raised by my parents. Wishing you all the good things in life, brother!
9. Happy birthday to you, darling. To celebrate your age, let’s increase your cash transactions too! Let’s go shopping.
10. I am sure you are missing your childhood a lot. That’s exactly what people do when they get old. happy B-Day!
11. Please get a confetti cake for your birthday. Since you’re not fun, at least the cake must be.
12. The night is still short, but you, my friend, are no more. Let’s still party, though!
13. The saddest truth of life is that some people grow old without becoming wiser. You remind me of those unfortunate people. happy B-Day!
14. The wrinkles on your face make me feel so relieved because now you have no choice but me!
15. This is a great day to identify all the liars around you. Don’t be fooled by someone who tells you that you are still young and beautiful. happy B-Day
16. You are just as upset as you were on the first day. Stay the same and happy birthday!
17. You are the epitome of folly and a living legend for troubling people. I am sorry that you are my brother. happy B-Day!
18. You have officially crossed adolescence. It’s time to mature and stop expecting birthday gifts from people. happy B-Day!
19. You know your life is a mess when your stupidity is growing in proportion to your age. That’s you, brother. happy B-Day!
20. You may be grown up, but sure as hell, your intelligence isn’t. Anyway, enjoy the birthday.