74 Funny Boyfriend Jokes To Make Him Smile

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1. Do you feel any butterflies? Sweetheart, I feel the whole animal kingdom when I am with you.

2. Do you know the difference between marriage and a relationship? A relationship is a sweet dream, and the marriage is the alarm clock.

3. Girlfriend: Do you want to eat dinner? Boyfriend: Sure, what are the options? Girlfriend: Yes and no.

4. Girlfriend: I love you so much. Boyfriend: Is that you talking or is that the wine talking? Girlfriend: It’s me talking to my wine.

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5. How did the phone propose to his girlfriend? He gave her a ring.

6. I am an organ donor for sure; I gave my heart to you 2 years ago.

7. I know my boyfriend plans about the future because he always buys an extra case of beer.

8. I miss my boyfriend every day, especially when I have to carry my bags up the stairs.

9. My boyfriend is always exercising when we are at the beach; he always sucks his stomach when a cute girl walks by in a bikini.

10. My boyfriend likes to eat vegetables that look like him. Good thing he’s cut-cumber.

11. My boyfriend must be a magician, every time he looks at me my clothes disappear.

12. My boyfriend’s idea about honesty in our relationship is him telling me his real name.

13. Something is wrong with my knees, every time I am with you; I fall for you all over again.

14. What do mascara and a boyfriend have in common? They both run at the first sign of some emotion.

15. What do you call 2 birds in love? Tweet-hearts.

16. What is the difference between a condom and a boyfriend? Condoms have changed they are no longer insensitive or thick.

17. Why are you so pale? Are you suffering from lack of vitamin ME?

18. ‘You’re beautiful’ has U in it, but ‘quickie’ has U and I together.

19. A couple is on a date at a fancy restaurant. The woman tells the man to say something to her that will get her heart racing. He replies, “I forgot my wallet.”

20. A T-Rex told his girlfriend, “I love you this much,” as he stretched out his arms. To which the girlfriend replied, “That’s not very much at all!”

21. Boyfriends are like blue jeans. They look good for a while but, eventually they fade and have to be replaced.

22. Guess what’s on the menu? Me-n-u.

23. How can you tell if your boyfriend is happy? Who cares?

24. I love you with all my butt. I would say my heart, but it’s just not as big.

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25. I once gave my boyfriend the silent treatment for 3 days, after 3 days he said to me; ‘We are getting along pretty good lately.’

26. It may sound cheesy… But you’ve stolen a pizza my heart.

27. It was so hot today… I almost called my ex-boyfriend to be around something shady.

28. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive, who? Olive you, and I don’t care who knows it.

29. Love is like having to pass gas. If you force it, you are going to make a mess.

30. My boyfriend just left me because I have anxiety. Oh, never mind. He just went to the grocery store.

31. My boyfriend likes to eat vegetables that look like him for dinner. Good thing he’s a cute-cumber.

32. What did one boat say to the other boat? “Are you interested in a little row-mance?”

33. What do you call a man made of garbage? Your ex-boyfriend.

34. What does a boyfriend and mascara have in common? They both run at the first sign of emotion.

35. What is the difference between a bike and a boyfriend? A bike is first kicked and then used. A boyfriend is first used and then kicked.

36. What is the difference between a sofa and a boyfriend watching Monday Night Football? The sofa doesn’t keep asking for beer.

37. What’s a boyfriend’s definition of a romantic evening? Sex.

38. What’s a boyfriend’s idea of honesty in a relationship? Telling you his real name.

39. Why are boyfriends like parking spaces? The good ones are already taken!

40. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? They already have boyfriends.

41. Why should you never break up with a goalie? Because he’s a keeper.

42. You are like dandruff. I just cannot get you out of my head no matter how hard I try.

43. You are like my asthma. You just take my breath away.

44. Your boyfriend doesn’t get your fruit puns? You got to let that mango.

45. A couple are on a date at a fancy restaurant. The woman tells the man to say something to her that will get her heart racing. He says, “I forgot my wallet.”

46. Are you a cat? because I’m feline a connection between us.

47. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, my clothes and the rest of the world disappear.

48. Despite the contradictory advice circulated in the late ’90s… If you want to be my lover, please do not get with my friends.

49. Even if there wasn’t gravity on earth, I’d still fall for you.

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50. Ever looked at your ex and wondered “Was I drunk the entire relationship?”

51. Every day, I fall in love with you more and more. Except for yesterday, yesterday you were pretty annoying.

52. Forget the butterflies. I feel the whole zoo when I am with you.

53. Going back to your ex is like reading a book you have already read. The outcome will always be the same.

54. How do boyfriends exercise on the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.

55. I know you’re busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?

56. I love you more than coffee. But please don’t make me prove it.

57. I love you. You annoy me more than I ever thought possible. But I want to spend every irritating minute with you.

58. I love you… Even when I’m really, really hungry.

59. I think I am going to need knee surgery. Every day I am with you, I fall for you all over again.

60. I think you are suffering…from a lack of vitamin me.

61. I wish you were my big toe. Then I would bang you on every piece of furniture at my house.

62. I’ve had an off week, but seeing you always turns me on.

63. Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for.

64. It was so hot today…I almost called my ex-boyfriend to be around something shady.

65. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Frank. Frank, who? Frank you for loving me

66. Let’s commit the perfect crime together. I’ll steal your heart and you can steal mine.

67. Love is telling someone to go to hell and worrying about them getting there safely.

68. My Ex texted me: I MISS YOU… So I replied: We’re sorry, the subscriber you are trying to reach doesn’t give a f*ck.

69. They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.

70. What do a boyfriend and mascara have in common? They both run at the first sign of emotion.

71. What do you call a man made out of garbage? Your ex-boyfriend.

72. What’s the difference between a toddler and your boyfriend? I don’t know, do you?

73. Who knew I would be an organ donor so early in life? I already gave my heart to you.

74. Why do painters always fall for their models? Because they love them with all of their art.