19 Funny Life Quotes To Live A Happy Life

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Inspiring Funny Life Quotes

1. “When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.” ― Cathy Guiswite

2. “I live in my own little world. But its ok, they know me here.” ― Lauren Myracle

3. “Life would be tragic if it weren’t funny.” ― Stephen Hawking

4. “Life is funny. Things change, people change, but you will always be you, so stay true to yourself and never sacrifice who you are for anyone.” ― Zayn Malik

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5. “When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.” ― Lily Tomlin

6. “When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.” ― Bill Watterson

7. “Life is a funny thing. We only get so many years to live it, so we have to do everything we can to make sure those years are as full as they can be. We shouldn’t waste time on things that might happen someday, or maybe even never.” ― Colleen Hoover

8. “It is a very funny thing that the sleepier you are, the longer you take about getting to bed.” ― C.S. Lewis

9. “No good at life, but very funny sometimes with the commentary.” ― Kurt Vonnegut

10. “It’s funny how, in this journey of life, even though we may begin at different times and places, our paths cross with others so that we may share our love, compassion, observations, and hope. This is a design of God that I appreciate and cherish.” ― Steve Maraboli

11. “It’s a very funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.” ― W. Somerset Maugham

12. “Life is short. If you doubt me, ask a butterfly. Their average life span is a mere five to fourteen days.” ― Ellen DeGeneres

13. “Funny how when your life is mostly bullshit, you turn off feeling. Sometimes it’s hard to turn it back on again.” ― Ellen Hopkins

14. “Funny how a single word can change everything in your life.” “It is not funny at all. Steel is power. Money is power. But of all the things in all the worlds, words are power.” ― Pierce Brown

15. “If my life wasn’t funny it would just be true, and that is unacceptable.” ― Carrie Fisher

16. “It’s funny. No matter how hard you try, you can’t close your heart forever. And the minute you open it up, you never know what’s going to come in. But when it does, you just have to go for it! Because if you don’t, there’s not point in being here.” ― Kirstie Alley

17. “Life is funny that way. Sometimes the dumbest thing you do turns out to be the smartest.” ― Robyn Mundell

18. “It’s funny, when you’re a child you think time will never go by, but when you hit about twenty, time passes like you’re on the fast train to Memphis. I guess life just slips up on everybody. It sure did on me.” ― Fannie Flagg

19. “For the first time in my life, I was in a shoot-out. A real, honest-to-goodness shoot-out with a bad guy. And, apparently, we both sucked.” ― Darynda Jones