25 Funny Love Messages And Texts For Her And Him

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Get a collection of funny love messages and texts for her and him.

Funny love messages for her and him

1. Do you know what my favorite thing in the world is? The second “word” of this text.

2. I am getting wrinkles because of smiling too much. stop being so cute! you are driving me crazy

3. I believe in gender equality. So on our next date, I’m going to share the bill with you.

4. I wish I could be like baby shampoo because there is no more formula-containing tears in it.

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5. Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamed of you… I wish someday I could dream about my pillow and hug you.

6. Love is like peeing in your pants that everyone can see but only you can feel it. Thanks for peeing in my pants.

7. My mother tells me that when I was a little kid I used to cry a lot. I realized today that it was because I was missing you.

8. Whatever the economists say, you have no choice. You’re everything to me.

9. You are my favorite pixel collection. The gleam in your eyes tells everything.

10. Your father must have been a thief, because he stole all the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes!

Funny love messages for her

11. Be careful when a guy says he loves you from the bottom of his heart because he may still have enough room for other girls!

12. I know it’s considered rude to stare at people for too long. So, I wanted to ask your permission.

13. I wish love was like baby shampoo, “no more tears formula.”

14. In your love I have had many sleepless nights and I don’t want my son to do the same to your daughter, so let’s make them brothers and sisters.

15. My dear, it seems that I lied to you; I told you that I will love you always. I have realized that I cannot live forever. Have a wonderful day my dear.

16. Sometimes, I look at you and can’t believe how lucky I am to have you as my girlfriend. The second time I see you, I wonder how you ended up with a guy like me.

17. There are some women you wouldn’t want to spend the rest of your life with. You are definitely not one of them. darling, I love you

Funny love messages for him

18. Even though you don’t work in a chocolate factory, you still bring me chocolates. I like this about you. I hope you will always be my chocolate supplier.

19. I think we would look cute in our wedding pictures together.

20. I tried to download your voice on Spotify. But it was not there. So, I decided to complain to you about it.

21. My husband said it was him or the Xbox. I miss him sometimes.

22. Now I understand when they say love is blind, because the moment we met, I was blinded by your love.

23. Two bodies one feeling, two minds one thought, two lips one kiss, two hearts one love.

24. You are the hottest person in the whole world, and that’s why I feel this summer.

25. You can always count on your husband to be right, but you can never count on him to be right in a marriage. Sweetheart, I adore you.