Get a collection of funny new job wishes and messages.
Welcome to my blog where we’ll be exploring the lighthearted side of starting a new job. Starting a new job can be both exciting and nerve-wracking, but what better way to ease those nerves than with some funny new job wishes and messages? Whether you’re a friend, family member, or colleague, sending a humorous message to someone starting a new job can be a great way to break the ice and make them feel at ease. So, get ready to laugh as we dive into some of the funniest new job wishes and messages out there.
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Funny new job wishes and messages
1. Congratulations on your new job! It’s like a blank book, waiting for you to write your story.
2. Congrats on your new job! Remember, it’s like a relationship – take it seriously and nurture it to make it last.
3. Congratulations on your new job and added responsibilities! Wishing you all the best and hoping you won’t get buried under piles of paperwork.
4. Dear friend, congratulations on your new job! Here’s hoping it pays well enough to cover the expenses of our next celebration.
5. Congratulations on your new job! Don’t worry about the financial burden, I’m here to lighten your load.
6. Good luck with your new job! Here’s hoping you’ve learned to become a morning person.
7. Congratulations on landing the job with your incredible brain power! You’re like a jackpot winner, and I couldn’t be prouder.
8. Best wishes on your new job! Just don’t neglect me like a mistress, or else you’ll make me jealous.
9. Congratulations on your promotion! Even if you feel bored, you deserve this achievement.
10. Congratulations on your new job, even if the person who hired you must be blind or stupid. But who cares when you’re my friend!
11. Congratulations on your new job! If you treat me to a celebration, I’ll pray for your pay raise. The choice is yours.
12. Congratulations on your new job! Remember, the winner is the one who makes their lies on the job application come true.
13. Congratulations on your new job! You can finally pay your bills on your own, and I’m so happy for you.
14. Congratulations on your new job, even if deserving people sometimes end up in bad jobs. It doesn’t matter when you’re my friend.
15. Congratulations on your new job! You’ve proven that brains aren’t always necessary to land a job.
16. Congratulations on your new job! You can finally pay back all the favors you owe me.
17. Congratulations on your new job! Your previous employer’s loss is definitely your new employer’s gain.
Funny new job congratulations Messages
18. Congratulations on your new job! Now you can finally put your degree in underwater basket weaving to good use.
19. Congratulations on your new job! Don’t worry, we won’t tell anyone that you don’t actually know what you’re doing.
20. Congrats on the new job! I hope your coworkers are at least half as weird as you are.
21. Congratulations on your new job! Now you get to experience the joy of waking up early every day.
22. Congrats on the new job! We all know you’re just in it for the free coffee.
23. Congratulations on your new job! You know what they say, work hard and nap harder.
24. Congrats on the new job! We’ll miss having you around to distract us from work.
25. Congratulations on your new job! Just remember, the more mistakes you make, the more job security you have.
26. Congrats on the new job! Don’t worry, we’ll still love you even though you’re a sellout now.
27. Congratulations on your new job! Now you can finally afford to buy your own drinks at happy hour.
28. Congrats on the new job! It’s like your old job, but with better snacks in the break room.
29. Congratulations on your new job! We’re all excited to see how you’ll mess this one up.
30. Congrats on the new job! Just remember, the early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
31. Congratulations on your new job! We can’t wait to hear all your exciting stories about the copy machine.
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