Get here the list of the best funny pick up lines for her.
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1. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
2. Are you a dictionary? Cause you’re adding meaning to my life.
3. Are you a fireman? Because you came in hot and left me wet.
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4. Are you a fisher? Because I think you’re a reel catch.
5. Are you a football player? Because I’d like you touchdown there!
6. Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type.
7. Are you a magician? It’s the strangest thing, but every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
8. Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got “fine” written all over you.
9. Are you a supermarket sample? ‘Cuz I wanna taste you again and again without any sense of shame.
10. Are you an artist? Because you’re really good at drawing me in.
11. Are you feeling a little down? I can help feel you up.
12. Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours.
13. Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!
14. Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
15. Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me!
16. Are you sure you’re not tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day.
17. Are you the online order I placed a few days ago? ‘Cuz I’ve been waiting for you all day.
18. Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
19. Can I borrow a kiss? I swear I’ll give it back.
20. Can I walk you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
21. Can you take me to the doctor? I just broke my leg falling for you.
22. Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Because you look like a snack.
23. Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
24. Did your license get suspended for driving all these girls crazy?
25. Do you believe in love at first sight — or should I walk by again?
26. Do you have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knees falling for you.
27. Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
28. Do you have the time? (Tells you the time) No, the time to write down my number?
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29. Do you know what would look really good on you? Me.
30. Do you like Nintendo? Because Wii would look good together.
31. Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me!
32. Do you play soccer? Because you’re a keeper!
33. Do you want to be my dirty little secret?
34. Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!
35. Excuse me, is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot tea!
36. For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see I am still living, but heaven has been brought to me.
37. For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.
38. Give me your name so I know what to scream tonight.
39. Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me!
40. Have you been to the doctor’s lately? Cause I think you’re lacking some vitamin me.
41. Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
42. Hello. Cupid called. He wants to tell you he needs my heart back.
43. Hey, can you help me get to a doctor? My heart keeps skipping a beat when I’m with you.
44. Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be pretty cute.
45. I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
46. I don’t need Twitter, I’m already following you.
47. I have some Hanukkah gelt in my pocket, want to help me find it?
48. I hope you know CPR because you just took my breath away!
49. I lost my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you tonight?
50. I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
51. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
52. I should charge you rent for spending so much time in my head.
53. I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it for me to see if it rings?
54. I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.
55. I would flirt with you, but I’d rather seduce you with my awkwardness.
56. I would take you to the movies, but they don’t allow snacks.
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57. I’d never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find.
58. I’ll have what you’re having.
59. I’m going to give you a kiss. If you don’t like it, just return it.
60. I’m going to have to report Spotify… Because I didn’t see you in my hottest singles last week.
61. I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?
62. I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
63. I’m not a hoarder, but I really want to keep you forever.
64. I’m sorry, were you talking to me? Well then, please start.
65. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘I’ and ‘U’ together.
66. If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.
67. If I had four quarters to give to the cutest guys in the world, you would have a dollar!
68. If I’m vinegar, then you must be baking soda. Because you make me feel all bubbly inside!
69. If you were a president, you’d be Babe-raham Lincoln.
70. Is that a mistletoe above your head or are you about to kiss me?
71. Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket or are you just happy to be within six feet of me?
72. Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?
73. Is your dad a terrorist? Cause you’re the bomb.
74. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
75. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
76. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name Richard?
77. Know what’s on the menu? Me ‘n’ u.
78. Let’s save water by taking a shower together.
79. Life without you is like a broken pencil… pointless.
80. Nice shirt! What’s it made of, boyfriend material?
81. Should I walk by again or have you already realized I’m your soulmate?
82. Since all the public libraries are closed, I’m checking you out instead.
83. Sorry, but you owe me a drink because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
84. That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
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85. There must be a light switch on my forehead because every time I see you, you turn me on!
86. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
87. They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
88. They say if you share a PSL with someone it means you’re tied for life. Want a sip?
89. Want to spin a dreidel with me?
90. Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout!
91. Was your father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!
92. Was your mother a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
93. Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
94. What’s that wonderful scent you’re wearing? Oh! That’s just you? I love it.
95. You are like my favorite cup of coffee, hot and lip-smacking!
96. You can’t spell quarantine without “U R A Q T.”
97. You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.
98. You look familiar. Did you graduate from ‘The University of Handsome Men’?
99. You look so familiar… didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
100. You must be a broom, ‘cause you just swept me off my feet.
101. You must be a vodka shot because you hit me hard and spun my world around.
102. You must be debt ’cause my interest in you is growing.
103. You must be the speed of light because time stops when I look at you.
104. You’re definitely on my to-do list tonight.
105. You’re hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
106. You’re kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much always on my mind.
107. You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache.
108. Your body is a wonderland, and I want to be Alice.
109. Your hand looks heavy can I hold it for you?
110. Your lips look lonely. Let me introduce them to mine.
111. Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
