18 Funny Wedding Wishes, Messages, And Texts

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Funny Wedding Wishes, Messages, And Texts

1. Congratulations and a piece of advice: don’t build furniture together if you want it to last!

2. Marriage is the bond between one person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.

3. Marriage is like a vitamin: we meet each other’s minimum daily needs.

4. No wish or fate will protect you from the painful life of slavery you are about to begin as a husband. Anyway congratulations.

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5. Two become one: one bed, one remote, one bathroom! Congratulations on your union as a life partner!

6. You are actually shown some respect when the priest asks you to say ‘I do’. Otherwise it’s not like you have any other option. Happy married life ahead!

7. I wish you stay madly in love, just don’t be ‘crazy’ in this marriage. Best wishes for the crazy, wonderful and dangerous world of “marriage”. sending my prayer.

8. I’m not sure if you’re trying to fit into society’s rule or run to death to be rejected by it. Anyway, best wishes for your new life. happy wedding!

9. Deep inside, you know it’s a trap, and you’re not coming out of it alive. was a joke Congratulations on your wedding!

10. Well, now this is the beginning of the end for you. No more beers, no more nights out with friends, but at least you have a lovely wife. Congrats!

11. Marriage is all about making a resolution to complete each other, only to find out later that you are about to end each other. happy wedding!

12. Nothing gets better after marriage. This is only the beginning of the worst. Anyway congratulations!

13. You die twice in life. The first one is special because you pay for your funeral. happy wedding!

14. No one has ever been able to discover the secret about a happy married life. I guess it doesn’t even exist. Happy married life brother ;)!

15. I am very pleased to hand you over to your new midwife. I was very worried all the time; I am feeling better now. was a joke! happy wedding!

16. If you weren’t a fool, you wouldn’t want to get married. Prove it again! Congratulations and never mind!

17. From today it is all yours. If that doesn’t keep you happy, kill him in his sleep. was a joke! happy wedding!

18. Maybe your “I do” won’t cost you—your sanity. Enjoy married life. Sending my best wishes to both of you in living life. God bless you, darling.