100 Great Pick Up Lines For Him

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1. Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.

2. Are you a dictionary? ‘Cause you add meaning to my life.

3. Are you a keyboard? Because you are just my type.

4. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.

5. Are you a magician? It’s the strangest thing, but every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.

6. Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you!

7. Are you an electrician? Because you’re definitely lighting up my night!

8. Are you any good at boxing? Because you look like a knockout.

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9. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see.

10. Are you good at math? Me neither. But the only number I care about is yours.

11. Are you HTTP? Because without you, I’m just ://

12. Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!

13. Are you sure you’re not tired? ‘Cause you’ve been running through my mind all day.

14. Are you the online order I placed a few days ago? ‘Cuz I’ve been waiting for you all day.

15. Call me Shrek because I’m head ogre heels for you.

16. Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.

17. Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?

18. Do I know you? (pause) Oh, sorry, it’s just that you look just like my next girlfriend.

19. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I try walking by again?

20. Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.

21. Do you have a name, or can I just call you ‘mine?’

22. Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.

23. Do you have Band-aid? ‘Cause I hurt my knees falling for you.

24. Do you have the time? (Tells you the time) No, the time to write down my number?

25. Do you know what the Little Mermaid and I have in common? We both want to be part of your world.

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26. Do you like Nintendo? Because Wii would look good together.

27. Excuse me, do you have the time? I just want to remember the exact minute I got a crush on you.

28. Excuse me, I don’t mean to intrude, but you owe me a drink (pause), because when I saw you, I dropped mine.

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29. Have you been to the doctor lately? Because I think you lack some vitamin me.

30. Hey, do you mind if we take a picture together? I just want to show my mom what my next girlfriend looks like.

31. Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be pretty cute.

32. Hi, I just wanted to thank you for the gift. I’ve been wearing this smile ever since you gave it to me.

33. Hi, my name is (your name), but you can call me tonight or tomorrow.

34. I always thought happiness started with an ‘h,’ but it turns out mine starts with ‘u.’

35. I didn’t know what I wanted in a man until I saw you.

36. I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

37. I don’t know which is prettier today—the weather, or your eyes.

38. I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away!

39. I just had to tell you, your beauty made me truly appreciate being able to see.

40. I know a girl who is interested in you. If I were not so shy, I would have told you!

41. I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.

42. I seem to have lost my number—can I have yours?

43. I should charge you rent for spending so much time in my head.

44. I swear someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

45. I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it to see if it works?

46. I thought this was a bar, but I must be in a museum because you truly are a work of art.

47. I was going to call you beautiful, but then I realized I don’t have your number yet.

48. I was just trying to buy a drink here, but you’re very distracting.

49. I was wondering if you could tell me… If you’re here, who’s running Heaven?

50. I was wondering if you were an artist because you are so good at drawing me in.

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51. I was wondering if you’re an artist because you were so good at drawing me in.

52. I wish I’d paid more attention to science in high school, because you and I’ve got chemistry and I want to know all about it.

53. I would never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find.

54. I’d like to take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks.

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55. I’m not photographer, but I can definitely picture us together.

56. I’m not usually religious, but when I saw you, I knew you were the answer to my prayers.

57. I’m really glad I just bought life insurance, because when I saw you, my heart stopped.

58. I’m sorry, were you talking to me? Well then, please start.

59. I’ve heard it said that kissing is the ‘language of love.’ Would you care to have a conversation with me about it sometime?

60. If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.

61. If I were a cat, I’d spend all nine of my lives with you.

62. If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart.

63. If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

64. If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.

65. If you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fine-apple.’

66. If you were a president, you’d be Babe-raham Lincoln.

67. If you were a song, you’d be the best track on the album.

68. If you were a triangle, you’d be a cute one.

69. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cutecumber.

70. If your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.

71. In my opinion, there are three kinds of beautiful: Cute, pretty, and sexy. Somehow, you manage to be all three.

72. Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a. knockout.

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73. Is your name Dunkin? Because I donut want to spend another day without you.

74. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

75. Is your nickname Chapstick? Because you’re da balm.

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76. Kiss me if I am wrong, but isn’t your name Mark?

77. Let me tie your shoes. I don’t want you falling for anyone else.

78. Let’s flip a coin. Head, I’m yours. Tails, you’re mine.

79. No wonder the sky is gray; all the blue is in your eyes!

80. Nothing lasts forever. Would you be my nothing?

81. So, aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

82. That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

83. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.

84. Was your father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!

85. We should go out for coffee sometime. Because I like you a latte.

86. Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?

87. Would you mind giving me a pinch? You’re so cute, I must be dreaming.

88. Wow, when God made you, he was seriously showing off.

89. You know what you would look really beautiful in? My arms.

90. You know, I’m actually terrible at flirting. How about you try to pick me up instead?

91. You must be a broom ‘cause you just swept me off my feet.

92. You must be a campfire. Because you’re super hot and I want s’more.

93. You see my friend over there? S/he wants to know if you think I’m cute.

94. You’re hotter than the bottom of my laptop.

95. You’re like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel.

96. You’re proof that aliens are real. Because you just abducted my heart.

97. You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache.

98. You’ve got everything I’ve been searching for, and believe me—I’ve been looking a long time.

99. Your eyes are like IKEA. I could get lost in them for hours.

100. Your hand looks heavy—can I hold it for you?