Top 98 Horrible Pick Up Lines

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Get here the top 98 horrible pick up lines to try on your crush.

Horrible Pick Up Lines

1. Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!

2. Are you a banana? Because you are very appealing.

3. Are you a dictionary? Cause you’re adding meaning to my life.If I were a cat, I’d spend all nine of my lives with you.

4. Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you.

5. Are you a loan? ‘Cause you’ve got my interest!

6. Are you a parking ticket? Cause you’ve got fine written all over you!

7. Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future!

8. Are you a Wi-Fi hotspot? Because I feel a connection.

9. Are you an eco-friendly kind of girl? The condom in my pocket goes expires tomorrow, so why don’t you help me use it?

10. Are you an orphanage? Because I want to give you kids.

11. Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.

12. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only Ten I See.

13. Are you my appendix? I don’t know what you do or how you work, but I feel like I should take you out.

14. Are your parents bakers? Because you’re a cutie pie!

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15. As long as I have a face, you’ll have a place to sit.

16. Aside from being extremely sexy, what else do you do for a living?

17. Can you take off your clothes so I can see where you hide your angel wings?

18. Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Because you look like a snack.

19. Did you make Santa’s naughty list this year? You want to?

20. Do I have to sign for your package?

21. Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?

22. Do you ever get tired from running through my thoughts all night?

23. Do you have a name, or can I just call you ‘mine?’

24. Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?

25. Do you like pancakes? Well, how about IHOP on that ass.

26. Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me!

27. Do you want to commit a sin for your next confessional?

28. Do you work at Dick’s? Because you’re sporting the goods!

29. Excuse me, do you know how much a polar bear weighs? No? Me neither but it breaks the ice.

30. Excuse me. My friend over there is a little embarrassed. He’d like your phone number. He wants to know where he can get ahold of me in the morning.

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31. Have you been covered in bees recently? I just assumed, because you look sweeter than honey.

32. Hey girl, are you a beaver? ‘Cause damn!

33. Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.

34. Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?

35. I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?

36. I couldn’t help noticing that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

37. I have 4 percent battery remaining. I chose to message you. Did I choose wisely?

38. I hear you’re looking for a stud. Well, I’ve got the STD and all I need is you.

39. I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away!

40. I know a great way to burn off the calories in that drink.

41. I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.

42. I seem to have lost my number—can I have yours?

43. I was wondering if you’re an artist because you were so good at drawing me in.

44. I went to my doctor and he told me I have a serious deficiency of Vitamin U!

45. I’m glad I remembered to bring my library card. ‘Cause I am totally checking you out!

46. I’m good at algebra; I can replace your X and you wouldn’t need to figure out Y.

47. I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

48. I’m really glad I just bought life insurance, because when I saw you, my heart stopped.

49. I’ve got 1-ply, I’ve got 2-ply, but all I really want is your re-ply.

50. I’m good at algebra; I can replace your X and you wouldn’t need to figure out Y.

51. I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.

52. I’m not a dentist, but I bet I could give you a filling.

53. I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.

54. I’m not usually religious, but when I saw you, I knew you were the answer to my prayers

55. I’m really glad I just bought life insurance. Because when I saw you, my heart stopped.

56. I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.

57. I’ve got 1-ply, I’ve got 2-ply, but all I really want is your re-ply.

58. I’ve heard it said that kissing is the ‘language of love.’ Would you care to have a conversation with me about it sometime?

59. If I flip this coin, what are the chances of me getting head?

60. If I had to rate you from 1 to 10, I’d give you a 9, because I’m the 1 you’re missing.

61. If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

62. If you and I were socks, we’d make a great pair!

63. If you were a fruit you’d be a fine-apple

64. If you were a phaser on Star Trek, you’d be set to stun!

65. If you were a transformer you’d be Optimus fine

66. If you were a triangle you’d be an acute one

67. If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute cumber!

68. Is it hot in here or is it just you?

69. Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants.

70. Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.

71. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

72. Is your name Wally? Because someone like you is hard to find.

73. It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.

74. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

75. My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful person here. How should we spend their money?

76. Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve only met you in my dreams.

77. Sir, I’m going to need you to step away from the bar. You’re melting all the ice.

78. Somebody call the cops because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!

79. Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.

80. There must be something wrong with my eyes. I can’t take them off you.

81. They say that kissing is a language of love, so would you mind starting a conversation with me?

82. Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!

83. Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?

84. Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?

85. You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.

86. You are so selfish. You’re going to have that body for the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.

87. You know what you would look really beautiful in? My arms

88. You must be a bank loan, cause you’ve got my interest.

89. You must be a campfire. Because you’re super hot and I want s’more.

90. You must be exhausted. You’ve been running through my mind all day.

91. You must be jelly, cause jam don’t shake like that.

92. You must be made of cheese. Because you’re looking Gouda tonight!

93. You must be yogurt because I want to spoon you.

94. You seem like the kinda girl who’s heard every line in the book. So what’s one more?

95. You’re like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

96. Your body is 70 percent water… and I’m thirsty.

97. Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cuz you’re dope.

98. Your hand looks heavy—can I hold it for you?