Top 95 Hot Pick Up Lines

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1. Are you a campfire? Because you are hot and I want s’more.

2. Are you a tamale? Because you’re hot.

3. Are you from Tennessee? Cause you’re the only TEN I see

4. Are you having a good summer? Because you’re hot.

5. Are you Jewish? Because you ISRAELI HOT.

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6. Are you smoking? (No!) Oh, yes you are!

7. Baby, I’m like a firefighter, I find them hot and leave ’em wet!

8. Baby, you are hotter than an afternoon in July!

9. Baby, you’re so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.

10. Congratulations! My friends and I have voted you the hottest guy around! And your prize is …a date with me!

11. Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged

12. Did you fart because you blew me away

13. Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.

14. Didn’t I pick you up in the grocery store? Because you’re hot like salsa

15. Do I know you from somewhere? Because I don’t recognize you with your clothes on

16. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

17. Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I’m here after

18. Do you have a sunburn baby, or are you always this hot?

19. Do you know karate because your body is kickin

20. Do you know what would look good on you? Me

21. Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package

22. Excuse me, could you please dial down your hotness, it’s causing global warming.

23. Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine

24. Get me some cooling aloe gel, because you are making me as hot as a sunburn.

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25. Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on

26. Hey I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend

27. Hey is it hot because I think im melting all over you !

28. Hi, I’m an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus

29. How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh… you just look hot to me.

30. How long did it take you to walk around the sun to look that hot and be that sexy.

31. How much did it cost? (What?) The surgery that made you so hot!

32. I bet you $40 you’re gonna turn me down

33. I blame you for global warming… your hotness is too much for the planet to handle!

34. I hope there’s a fireman around, because you’re smoking hot.

35. I must be dancing with the devil, because you’re hot as hell.

36. I need a place to stay, because you’re so hot you burnt my house down.

37. I want you more than a Popsicle on a hot summer day.

38. I’d offer you a cigarette, but you’re already smoking hot.

39. I’m going to need a tall glass of cold water, because baby your making me HOT!

40. I’ll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle

41. If a girl’s name is heather say: Your so hot the first four letters of your name spell heat.

42. If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head

43. If I had a dollar for every chick I’d seen as hot as you… I’d have one dollar!!

44. If I was any object I would be a fan, so when you turn me on, I can cool you down when you get hot.

45. If it weren’t for that DAMNED sun, you’d be the hottest thing ever created.

46. If it weren’t for the summer sun, you’d be the hottest thing ever created.

47. If you don’t want to have kids with me, then why don’t we just practice

48. If you were a transformer, you’d be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine

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49. If you were a year you’d be the last one, because you’re the hottest on record

50. If you weren’t here I’d be the hottest person in this place.

51. Is it hot in here or is it just you?

52. Is it hot in here, or are your boobs just huge.

53. Is there an excessive heat warning or am I just hot for you.

54. Is your father Little Caesar? Because you look Hot ‘n Ready.

55. Is your name Summer because you are hot!

56. It’s a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you’d be too hot to handle.

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58. Sit on my lap and tell me the first thing that pops up

59. So…did you just dump your boyfriend because you were to hot for him?

60. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed

61. The only thing hotter than today is your body.

62. The word of the day is legs. Let’s go back to your place and spread the word

63. They say apples don’t fall far from the tree so you’re mom must be hot too.

64. We’re like hot chocolate and marshmallows… You’re hot and I wanna be on top of you.

65. We’re like Little Caesar’s, we’re Hot and Ready.

66. Were you arrested earlier? It’s gotta be illegal to look that good

67. What do you and the weather have in common? You’re both Hot!

68. Ya know, you look really hot! You must be real reason for global warming.

69. You are so hot you make the windows fog.

70. You are so hot. The sun is jealous.

71. You are the hottest thing since sunburn.

72. You just caused a heat wave, because that’s how hot you are.

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73. You know I’d like to invite you over, but I’m afraid you’re so hot that you’ll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill

74. You look so hot that I could cook rice on you.

75. You look so sweet you’re giving’ me a toothache

76. You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.

77. You remind me of a pop tart. (Why?) You’re cool because you’re hot!

78. You should go in the water, because you’re so hot you’re on fire!

79. You’re as hot as a desert summer.

80. You’re hotter than a Bunsen burner set to full power!

81. You’re hotter than donut grease.

82. You’re hotter than Papa Bear’s porridge.

83. You’re so hot the sun is jealous.

84. You’re so hot you could make a deceased man’s dick rise from the dead!

85. You’re so hot you must’ve started global warming.

86. You’re so hot you would make the devil sweat.

87. You’re so hot, even my pants are falling for you!

88. You’re so hot, I bet you could light a candle at 10 paces.

89. You’re so hot, I could bake cookies on you.

90. You’re like milk, I just wanna make you part of my complete breakfast

91. You’re so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear

92. You’re so hot, that when I look at you I get a tan

93. You’ve been a bad girl. Go to my room

94. Your body is a wonderland, and I want to be Alice

95. Your Daddy must have been a baker, cause you got the nicest set of buns I’ve ever seen