76 Best Marvel Pick Up Lines

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Are you a Marvel fan? Then here is the collection of the best Marvel Pick Up Lines.

1 to 19 Marvel Pick Up Lines

1. Are you from Asgard? Because you’re out of this world.

2. Are you the Hulk? Because baby, you’re smashing.

3. Can I be the Pepper Potts to your Tony Stark?

4. Did it hurt when you fell from Asgard? Because you’re a god/goddess.

5. Go out with Hulk. Don’t. Make. Hulk. ANGRY.

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6. I love you from the bottom of my arc reactor.

7. I’m Tony Stark. And I’ve saved my best weapon for you.

8. If a spider’s bite can make you a spiderman, would you bite me just to let me be your man?

9. Make my “Spidey Sense” tingle, baby!

10. My spidey senses tell me you’re going to fall for me harder than Gwen Stacy. (Oof!)

11. They don’t call me the Mighty Thor for no reason.

12. 70 years on ice left me with a lot of catching up to do… I’d like to start with you.

13. Are you made of fluorine? Because you make me react to everything!

14. Baby, are you metal shrapnel? Because I feel you in my heart.

15. Destiny calls; our date is inevitable.

16. Do they call you the Hulk? ‘Cause you’re pretty incredible.

17. Hey, are you from the MCU? Coz you are Marvel-ous.

18. I brought Thor’s hammer. Wanna see if you’re worthy?

19. I’ll bang you so hard with my mighty Mjolnir, you’ll be Thor in the morning.

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20 to 38 Marvel Pick Up Lines

20. Just call me Hawkeye because you’re the bulls-eye, and his arrow never misses.

21. On a scale of one to America, how free are you this weekend?

22. Roses are red, violets are blue, I can wield Mjolnir, but am I worthy of you?

23. They say Thor is the only one who can wield his hammer. Well, you are the only one who can have my heart.

24. This Captain America has been frozen in ice for ages. Wanna warm me up?

25. Wanna know why they call me “Fantastic”?

26. You can get caught in my web any day.

27. You must be a fly, ’cause I want to wrap you up and take you to my web.

28. You’ve smashed your way into my heart.

29. Damn girl, are you, Stan Lee? (Cause I think you’re Marvelous

30. Girl, you deserve an Asgardian throne… in the shape of my face!

31. Have you ever seen The Avengers? Well, I’d like to introduce you to Thor’s hammer.

32. Hey Spidey, keep it up. You’re going to make me web.

33. Hey! I’m Spider-man! Wanna do it on the ceiling?

34. I bet you could penetrate my S.H.I.E.L.D. with your scepter.

35. I don’t need my hammer to send lightning shocks through your body.

36. I may succumb to your pelvic sorcery.

37. I see you have a weapon made of the hardest material on Earth. And you also have that shield.

38. I’d like to climb your Stark tower.

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39 to 57 Marvel Pick Up Lines

39. I’d like to see your one-eyed fury.

40. I’m a Thor on the streets and a Loki in the sheets.

41. Is that Mjolnir in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

42. Let’s go higher, further, faster, baby.

43. Loki May have wanted world domination. But I only wanna dominate you.

44. My spidey sense isn’t the only thing tingling.

45. Wanna Hulk smash?

46. When they made me a super-soldier, all of my muscles got bigger.

47. Do you know how good it feels without a cape?

48. Do you wanna know how I got these scars? Oral.

49. I’m stretchy like my spandex onesie. Fantastic Four

50. If a spider’s bite can make you a spider-man, would you bite me just to let me be your man?

51. If you’re lady liberty. Can I be your Captain America?

52. My spidey sense isn’t the only thing tingling. (Spiderman)

53. My spidey senses tell me you’re going to fall for me harder than Gwen Stacy.

54. Trust it or not, I wasn’t generally as marvelous as I am today.

55. What has 142 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.

56. When I’m done with you, you’ll be singing God Bless Captain America

57. You light up my world like nobody else (Iron Man)

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58 to 76 Marvel Pick Up Lines

58. You really caught my eye. (Nick Fury)

59. You’ve smashed your way into my heart (The Hulk).

60. As it happens, the suit does come off.

61. Being Spiderman, I take the 69 to a whole new level.

62. Do they call you the Hulk? ‘Cause, you’re pretty incredible.

63. Girl, you deserve a throne in the shape of my face.

64. Have you ever been taken up against a wall? How about a wall 40 feet in the air?

65. I am so into you that I would totally catch you before you hit the ground if you fell off of a building.

66. I was frozen in ice for decades. Wanna help me warm-up?

67. I would finger you, but I would disembowel you by accident, so maybe just fuck me

68. I’ll bang you so hard with my mighty Mjolnir. You’ll be Thor in the morning.

69. I’ll bet you’re a Beast in the bedroom.

70. It’s a bird. It’s a plane. It’s me leaving your house the next morning!

71. My metal suit isn’t the only reason they call me Iron Man.

72. Seventy years on ice left me with a lot of catching up to do. I’d like to start with you.

73. Whadda, you say we call The Thing And The Invisible Woman and have a Fantastic Foursome?

74. When I saw you, I knew that God had truly blessed America

75. You can get caught on my web any day.

76. You must be a fly, cause I want to wrap you up and take you to my web.