Get here the best nasty pick up lines for him
1 to 40 Nasty Pick Up Lines For Him
1. Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you.
2. Are you an eco-friendly kind of girl? The condom in my pocket goes expires tomorrow, so why don’t you help me use it?
3. Are you an exam? Because I have been studying you like crazy.
4. Are you undressing me with your eyes?!
5. Can you tell me what time you’ll come back to my place, please?
6. Did you know my lips are like Skittles and you’re about to taste the rainbow?
7. Do I have to sign for your package?
8. Do you want to commit a sin for your next confessional?
9. Give me your car keys so I can drive you crazy.
10. I lost my keys… can I check your pants?
11. I love my bed, but I’d rather be in yours.
12. I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.
13. I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?
14. Is it hot in here? Or is it just you?
15. Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!
16. Is your name winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.
17. They say that kissing is a language of love, so would you mind starting a conversation with me?
18. You’re so hot, my zipper is falling for you.
19. Your body is 70 percent water… and I’m thirsty.
20. Your outfit would look great on my bedroom floor.
21. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
22. Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
23. Are you an elevator? Because I’ll go up and down on you.
24. Are you my homework? Because I’m not doing you, but I definitely should be.
25. Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
26. Can you do telekinesis? Because you’ve made a part of me move without even touching it.
27. Did you have Lucky Charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
28. Do you drink soda? Because you look so-da-licious.
29. Do you have a shovel? Because I’m digging you.
30. I don’t think I want babies, but I wouldn’t mind refining my baby-making technique with you.
31. I know a great way to burn off the calories in that drink.
32. I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
33. I’m not feeling myself today. Can I feel you instead?
34. I’m peanut butter. You’re jelly. Let’s have sex.
35. If you’re feeling down, I can feel you up.
36. My doctor told me I have a vitamin D deficiency. Want to go back to my place and save me?
37. Please don’t let this go to your head, but do you want some?
38. Roses are red. Violets are fine. You be the six. I’ll be the nine.
39. That’s a nice shirt. Can I try it on after we have sex?
40. We were both born without clothes.
41 to 80 Nasty Pick Up Lines For Him
41. What did you say your name was? I want to make sure I’m screaming the right name tonight.
42. What is a nice person like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
43. With school, I just want an A. With you, I just want to F.
44. You know what winks and then screws like a tiger? (Wink)
45. You look great right now. Do you know what else would look great on you? Me!
46. Are you a sea lion? Because I can sea you lion in my bed tonight.
47. Are you a supermarket sample? Because I want to taste you again and again without any sense of shame.
48. Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.
49. Are you Dracula? You looked a little thirsty when you were looking at me.
50. Can I borrow your lips?
51. Dinner first, or can we go straight for dessert?
52. Do you have room for an extra tongue in your mouth?
53. Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?
54. Does your name start with “C” because I can “C” us getting down.
55. Don’t ever change. Just get naked.
56. I was feeling very off today, but then you turned me on.
57. I’m an adventurer and I want to explore you.
58. I’m having trouble sleeping by myself. Can you sleep with me?
59. If you were a flower, you’d be a damn-delion.
60. Let only latex stand between our love.
61. Let’s play Titanic. You’ll be the iceberg and I’ll go down.
62. My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
63. Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?
64. This might seem corny, but you’re making me horny.
65. Treat me like a pirate and give me that booty.
66. Want to go half on a baby?
67. Want to save water by showering together?
68. Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.
69. Are you a raisin? Cause you’re raising my hopes for a kiss right about now.
70. Baby, you’re so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.
71. Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s Kisses out of business.
72. Did you get those pants for 50 percent off? They’re 100 percent off at my place.
73. I find your lack of nudity disturbing.
74. I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leave.
75. I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me.
76. I’d love to be the devil on your shoulder and the devil on your lips.
77. If you look that good in clothes, you must look even better out of them.
78. Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.
79. Just checked my battery life, it’s at 69%.
80. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I’m coming home with you.
81 to 120 Nasty Pick Up Lines For Him
81. So as long as we’re in the theatre… why don’t we get some play?
82. Someone should call the police because you just stole my heart!
83. Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.
84. That shirt looks great on you… as a matter of fact, so would I.
85. There must be a light switch on my forehead because every time I see you, you turn me on!
86. Want to play conductor? You be the engineer and I’ll go choo-choo.
87. Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a large bone for you to examine.
88. Aside from being extremely sexy, what else do you do for a living?
89. Complete this sentence: “You, me, and ____.”
90. Did you hear that new Cardi B song? Want me to sing it to you?
91. Did you make Santa’s naughty list this year? You want to?
92. Hey, do you have an inhaler? ‘Cause I heard you got that ass, ma!
93. I got Hanukkah gelt in my pockets. Do you want to go get them?
94. I have 206 bones in my body. Want to give me another one?
95. I may not go down in history, but I will go down on you.
96. I must be a beaver because I’m dying for your wood.
97. I’m not a dentist, but I bet I could give you a filling.
98. I’m not a weatherman, but you can expect a few more inches tonight.
99. If I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
100. In the words of the great Lizzo, I just took a DNA test, turns out I’m 100% your base.
101. Is your name Clause, cause you got Mrs. written all over you.
102. Much like Santa, I also have a gift for you in my sleigh.
103. Wanna go light my menorah?
104. Want to spin my dreidels?
105. You know, if I were you, I’d have sex with me.
106. You’re like my menorah’s candles… getting hotter every day.
107. Your clothes look so uncomfortable. Why don’t you let me help you take them off?
108. Are you a magician? Because when I look at you, everyone else disappears.
109. Are you a stack of dirty dishes? ‘Cause I want to spend all night taking care of you.
110. Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
111. Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me.
112. Did you know I am good with numbers? Give me yours so I can prove it to you.
113. Did you sit in a pile of sugar? ‘Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!
114. Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions.
115. Do you have any room for an extra tongue in your mouth?
116. Do you want to know how I got these muscles? Picking up beautiful women like yourself.
117. Hey. I’m doing my thesis on the finer things in life. Can I interview you?
118. Hey. I’m Mr. Right. I heard you were looking for me.
119. Hi, my name is [your name], but you can call me tonight or tomorrow.
120. I don’t like children until they are OUR children. What do you think about that?
121 to 163 Nasty Pick Up Lines For Him
121. I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.
122. I wish you were here to play ‘Simon Says’ with me… in bed.
123. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but fish can fly, right?
124. Let’s play carpenter! First, we’ll get hammered, then I’ll nail you.
125. Let’s save water by taking a shower together.
126. My mom said she found a beautiful and intelligent girl for me. Is that you?
127. Oh! I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
128. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
129. Are you a loan? Because you are gaining my interest.
130. Are you a volcano? Coz I lava you!
131. Aside from being so gorgeous and intelligent, what are your other attributes?
132. Can you do me a favor? I need you to take down my number.
133. Did you just come out of the oven? You’re too hot to handle.
134. Did you know penguins stick to one partner their whole life? Would you like to be my penguin?
135. Do you remember me? I’m the man of your dreams.
136. Feel my shirt. It’s made of boyfriend material.
137. How long do I have? (Huh? Until what?) Until you have to be back in heaven.
138. I’ll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast. Deal?
139. If being in love was illegal, I would want to be your partner in crime.
140. If Disney is the happiest place on Earth, in your arms is no doubt the happiest place in the universe.
141. Life without you is like a broken pencil. Pointless.
142. Sir, I’m going to need you to step away from the bar. You’re melting all the ice.
143. Thank god I have life insurance. Because you make my heart stop.
144. That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
145. Wanna share your side of the bed tonight?
146. Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout!
147. Ya know, I was feeling a little off today. But you’ve turned me on.
148. You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pick-up line.
149. Your lips look lonely. Wanna introduce them to mine?
150. Are you a pie? Because I’d like a piece of you.
151. Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Because you look like a snack.
152. Did your license get suspended for driving all these girls crazy?
153. I know we’re not socks, but we make a great pair.
154. I’m going for a walk. Would you mind holding my hand?
155. If I had to choose between winning the lottery or you…Obviously, I’d choose the money, but it’d be close. And I’d probably use a bunch of my money to woo you.
156. If I were an octopus, all my hearts would belong to you.
157. If you were a transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.
158. It’s not my fault I fell in love, you’re the one that tripped.
159. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but I think you want to be my next boyfriend.
160. Let’s get together and be the number Pi, endless and irrational.
161. Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
162. Were you a Boy Scout? You’ve tied my heart in a knot.
163. You must be a broom, ‘cause you just swept me off my feet.