54 Best Psychology Pick Up Lines

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Get here the list of some Psychology Pick Up Lines.

Psychology Pick Up Lines [1 to 18]

1. Baby you’re like an independent variable the way you enlarge my bar graph.

2. Damn Baby, you activate my HPA axis.

3. Girl, I know you’re studying psychology, but I would love to study you.

4. Hey boy, are you a conditioned stimulus? Cause you’re making me drool.

5. I’d compare you to my mother, but I don’t want to go down that Freudian slippery slope.

6. I’ll be a prisoner, you be a guard. Abuse me!

7. I’ll be the neurotransmitter to your synaptic gap.

Read: Neuroscience Pickup Lines

8. I’m conducting an experiment, wanna come spend the night over so i can interpret your dreams?

9. I’m not feeling myself today, can I feel you?

10. I’ve got a great psychoanalysis couch back home, care to try it out?

11. I’m actually a psychology major, so I know this won’t work, that you won’t respond or want to go for coffee with me. (For people with silly brains im referring to reverse psychology)

12. Is your medulla inflamed? Because you made my heart skip a beat!

13. Let me show you a relaxation technique not used for systematic desensitization.

14. Ooh, are you electrically stimulating my hypothalamus, or is this just an unconditioned response?

15. Who needs drugs that will stimulate dopamine transmission when simply being with you does the trick.

16. Why don’t you let me put my myelin on your axon for the night?

17. You are my belongingness to my Maslow’s Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.

18. You make my dopamine levels go all silly.

Psychology Pick Up Lines [19 to 36]

19. Are you happy to see me, or is that just a defense mechanism?

20. Are you real, or are you a delusion? Either way, you’re really hot!

21. Baby i love everything about you not just the fragmented parts of your personality or your cognitive functioning.

22. Baby you light up my world like my primary visual cortex.

23. Baby you’ll be enhancing the duration of your short term memory tonight.. by saying my name all night long

24. Baby you’re like an independent variable the way you enlarge my bar graph

25. Baby you’re so beautiful…I can’t break down my thoughts and behavior around you, i can’t help not experiencing you as a whole.

26. Baby you’re so fine my brain is changing structure just to process it.

27. Baby, all i see in my Rorschach Tests is me and you!

28. Can I buy you a shrink?

29. Care to teach me more about interpersonal relationships?

30. Damn Baby, you activate my HPA axis. You make my dopamine levels go all silly.

31. Damn Baby! you just made my afferent neurons buzz with excitement.

32. Daym girl, are you tryna enhance the capacity of your short term memory? Because dat ass is chunky!

33. Dayum girl you give me some physiological arousal

34. Do come lay on my couch… With me.

35. Do i have to use deception to get voluntary participation from you? You make me want to revoke my withdraw rights

36. Do I remember you from my dreams, or is that just a false memory?

Psychology Pick Up Lines [37 to 54]

37. Excuse me, but I couldn’t help noticing that you’re also putting hot dogs through doughnuts.

38. Forget self-care. I’m here to make it all better.

39. Girl I’ve got some allostatic load for you right here.

40. Has the mere exposure effect kicked in yet, or do i need to walk by again?

41. Hey baby i got an acronym for you. D.A.Y.U.M

42. Hey baby, how about we try an experiment using stimulus and response?

43. Hey girl can I get your number in my Long Term memory?

44. Hey Girl! Are you a conditioned stimulus? Because you’re making me drool.

45. Hey Girl! Are you an unconditioned stimulus, because you make me display the unconditioned response like pavlovs dog.

46. Hey Girl! I am really worried that you’re at risk for vicarious traumatization.

47. Hey Girl! You put me in an altered state of consciousness.

48. Hey Girl! You remind me of my mother. When you fell from heaven, did it leave you with any lasting emotional scars?

49. Hey, how about you come over to my place and i free you from your confrontation with the givens of existence?

50. I can teach you all about the tip-of-the-tongue phenomenon.

51. I have a slight OCD care to be my obsession?

52. I know your name’s not little Albert, but I can make you scream.

53. I must have a neurodegenerative disease because I’ve forgotten your number cutie.

54. I think I’ve just been classically conditioned by your beauty.