Top 73 Shitty Pick Up Lines

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Are you looking for some pick up lines, then get here the collection of some shitty pick up lines.

Shitty Pick Up Lines

1. Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you.

2. As long as I have a face, you’ll have a place to sit.

3. Can you touch my hand? I want to tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel.

4. Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?

5. Do you like pancakes? Well, how about IHOP on that ass.

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6. Do you want to commit a sin for your next confessional?

7. Hey baby, wanna sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up!?

8. I know a great way to burn off the calories in that drink.

9. Sir, I’m going to need you to step away from the bar. You’re melting all the ice.

10. You are so selfish. You’re going to have that body for the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.

11. You seem like the kinda girl who’s heard every line in the book. So what’s one more?

12. You’re like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

13. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

14. Are you a loan? ‘Cause you’ve got my interest!

15. Do you work at Dick’s? Because you’re sporting the goods!

16. Hey, I’m looking for treasure. Can I look around your chest?

17. I’m in the mood for pizza. A pizza you, that is!

18. If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.

19. If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you’d be the McGorgeous.

20. Is there an airport nearby, or was that just my heart taking off?

21. Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?

22. Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore — my face should be among them.

23. Are you a long structure used to restrict the flow of water across rivers and underwater streams? Because daaaaaaaaam!

24. Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!

25. I may not be a photographer, but I can totally picture us together.

26. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.

27. I want our love to be like the number Pi: irrational and never-ending.

28. If you were a booger, I’d pick you.

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29. Let’s play Titanic. You’ll be the iceberg and I’ll go down.

30. Pizza is my second favorite thing to eat in bed.

31. Want a raisin? No? Well, how about a date?

32. Was your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!

33. You must be a high test score. Because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.

34. You must be a magician. Because any time I look at you, everyone else disappears.

35. Aside from being drop-dead gorgeous, what do you do for a living?

36. Can you do telekinesis? Because you’ve made a part of me move without even touching it.

37. Charmanders are red, Mudkips are blue, if you were a Pokemon, I’d choose you.

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38. Did you sit in a pile of sugar? ‘Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!

39. Do I have to sign for your package?

40. Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place?

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41. I was feeling very off today, but then you turned me on.

42. Kiss me if I’m wrong. But dinosaurs still exist, right?

43. You look great and all, but do you know what really looks good on you? Me.

44. Your outfit would look great on my bedroom floor.

45. Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!

46. Aside from being extremely sexy, what else do you do for a living?

47. Excuse me, do you know how much a polar bear weighs? No? Me neither but it breaks the ice.

48. I’m good at algebra; I can replace your X and you wouldn’t need to figure out Y.

49. I’m not a dentist, but I bet I could give you a filling.

50. I’m really glad I just bought life insurance. Because when I saw you, my heart stopped.

51. I’ve got 1-ply, I’ve got 2-ply, but all I really want is your re-ply.

52. If I had to rate you from 1 to 10, I’d give you a 9, because I’m the 1 you’re missing.

53. Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.

54. You must be a bank loan, cause you’ve got my interest.

55. You must be jelly, cause jam don’t shake like that.

56. Are you a Wi-Fi hotspot? Because I feel a connection.

57. Did you know that a pig’s orgasm lasts for 30 minutes? I bet I can make yours last longer than that.

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58. Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?

59. Hey, you dropped something. My standards.

60. Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?

61. I went to my doctor and he told me I have a serious deficiency of Vitamin U!

62. Is your name Wally? Because someone like you is hard to find.

63. My feelings of love for you are like the stars in the sky. They’re probably long dead.

64. Wow, you have a the chin of Superman. I bet you could take a serious punch.

65. You look a lot like my next victim.

66. Are you a tax collector? Because I’m gonna avoid you at all costs!

67. Are you pi? Because you’re being irrational and this conversation is going in circles.

68. As long as I have a face, you’ll always have a place to sit.

69. I’d drink your bathwater.

70. Just like I never play with poop, I promise you that I will never play with your heart.

71. On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do I smell like your mom/dad?

72. This must be puppy love I’m feeling towards you! You remind me of my dear dog.

73. You owe me a drink! You’re so ugly I dropped mine the moment I saw you.

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