10 Best College Football Pick Up Lines

1. Are you Ashley Young? Cause you can dive on me anytime.

2. Are you going to ask me out soon, or do I need to call a delay of game penalty?

3. Because I play soccer all of the time, I’m really good at footsie.

4. Do you play soccer? Because I think I’m gonna score tonight.

5. Girl, you don’t have to settle for a pocket passer when you can have a scrambler like me.

6. Hey, did ya know I’m part of a soccer team? (Really?) Yeah, hopefully I score tonight.

7. I can be Manchester City and you can be Tottentham. In other words, I am gonna screw you hard tonight.

8. I have the hands of god plus a few other body parts from the devil.

9. I like your Patriots jersey, but I bet it’d look even better on my bedroom floor.

10. I must say you’re more beautiful than the beautiful game.