Top 13 Frank Zappa Quotes for the day

“Art is making something out of nothing, and selling it.”

“Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.”

“The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.”

“Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.”

“A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.”

“Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.”

“All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff.”

“A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.”

“Jazz isn't dead. It just smells funny.”

“I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.”

“There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.”

“Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.”

“If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.”