Top 13 Horrible Pick Up Lines

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Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you.

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Are you a loan? ‘Cause you’ve got my interest!

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Are you a parking ticket? Cause you’ve got fine written all over you!

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Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future!

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Are you a Wi-Fi hotspot? Because I feel a connection.

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Are you an eco-friendly kind of girl? The condom in my pocket goes expires tomorrow, so why don’t you help me use it?

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Are you an orphanage? Because I want to give you kids.

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As long as I have a face, you’ll have a place to sit.

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Aside from being extremely sexy, what else do you do for a living?

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Can you take oﬀ your clothes so I can see where you hide your angel wings?

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Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Because you look like a snack.

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Did you make Santa’s naughty list this year? You want to?

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Do I have to sign for your package?

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