Top 13 Horrible Pick Up Lines

Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you.

Are you a loan? ‘Cause you’ve got my interest!

Are you a parking ticket? Cause you’ve got fine written all over you!

Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future!

Are you a Wi-Fi hotspot? Because I feel a connection.

Are you an eco-friendly kind of girl? The condom in my pocket goes expires tomorrow, so why don’t you help me use it?

Are you an orphanage? Because I want to give you kids.

As long as I have a face, you’ll have a place to sit.

Aside from being extremely sexy, what else do you do for a living?

Can you take off your clothes so I can see where you hide your angel wings?

Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Because you look like a snack.

Did you make Santa’s naughty list this year? You want to?

Do I have to sign for your package?