Top 149 Worst Pick Up Lines

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1. Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you.

2. Are you an eco-friendly kind of girl? The condom in my pocket goes expires tomorrow, so why don’t you help me use it?

3. As long as I have a face, you’ll have a place to sit.

4. Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Because you look like a snack.

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5. Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?

6. Do you like pancakes? Well, how about IHOP on that ass.

7. Do you want to commit a sin for your next confessional?

8. Excuse me. My friend over there is a little embarrassed. He’d like your phone number. He wants to know where he can get ahold of me in the morning.

9. I have 4 percent battery remaining. I chose to message you. Did I choose wisely?

10. I know a great way to burn off the calories in that drink.

11. I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.

12. Sir, I’m going to need you to step away from the bar. You’re melting all the ice.

13. You are so selfish. You’re going to have that body for the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.

14. You must be yogurt because I want to spoon you.

15. You seem like the kinda girl who’s heard every line in the book. So what’s one more?

16. You’re like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

17. Your body is 70 percent water… and I’m thirsty.

18. Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cuz you’re dope.

19. Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.

20. Are you by chance an archaeologist? Because I have a large bone that needs to be examined.

21. Are you wi-fi? Cause I’m totally feeling a connection.

22. Excuse me. I think you have something in your eye. Never mind, it’s just a sparkle.

23. Girl, you got more legs than a bucket of chicken!

24. Hey, do you have an inhaler? ‘Cause I heard you got that ass, ma!

25. Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.

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26. I hear you’re looking for a stud. Well, I’ve got the STD and all I need is you.

27. I’d like to take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks.

28. If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.

29. If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.

30. Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!

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31. Is your name winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.

32. Know what’s on the menu? Me-N-U.

33. They say that kissing is a language of love, so would you mind starting a conversation with me?

34. Wanna share your side of the bed tonight?

35. Want to go half on a baby?

36. Were you a Boy Scout? You’ve tied my heart in a knot.

37. What is a nice person like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

38. What’s the difference between a cheeseburger and an erection? You’re not giving me a cheeseburger right now.

39. You’re so hot, my zipper is falling for you.

40. Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you’re a-cutie!

41. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

42. Are you a loan? ‘Cause you’ve got my interest!

43. Are your parents’ bakers? Because you’re a cutie pie!

44. Can you touch my hand? I want to tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel.

45. Do you drink milk? It sure did your body good.

46. Do you work at Dick’s? Because you’re sporting the goods!

47. From one to America, how free are you tonight?

48. Hey baby, wanna sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up!?

49. Hey, I’m looking for treasure. Can I look around your chest?

50. I don’t think I want babies, but I wouldn’t mind refining my baby-making technique with you.

51. I’m in the mood for pizza. A pizza you, that is!

52. I’ve lost my teddy bear! Can I sleep with you instead?

53. If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.

54. If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you’d be the McGorgeous.

55. If you were a Transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.

56. Is there an airport nearby, or was that just my heart taking off?

57. My doctor told me I’m missing vitamin U. Can you help me?

58. Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?

59. Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore — my face should be among them.

60. Are you my appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.

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61. Aside from being drop-dead gorgeous, what do you do for a living?

62. Baby, you’re the next contestant in the game of love.

63. Can I borrow your lips?

64. Can you do telekinesis? Because you’ve made a part of me move without even touching it.

65. Charmanders are red, Mudkips are blue, if you were a Pokemon, I’d choose you.

66. Did you just fart? Because you blew me away!

67. Did you sit in a pile of sugar? ‘Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!

68. Do you work at Subway? ‘Cause you just gave me a foot-long.

69. Go ahead, feel my shirt. It’s made of boyfriend material!

70. Have you been covered in bees recently? I just assumed, because you look sweeter than honey.

71. Hey, girl. Are you German? ‘Cause I wanna be Ger-man!

72. Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place?

73. How much does a polar bear weigh? I don’t know either but it breaks the ice. Wanna get a drink?

74. I was feeling very off today, but then you turned me on.

75. I’m not feeling myself today. Can I feel you instead?

76. If you were a flower, you’d be a damn-delion.

77. Kiss me if I’m wrong. But dinosaurs still exist, right?

78. There must be something wrong with my eyes. I can’t take them off you.

79. What’s your favorite silverware? Because I like to spoon.

80. You look great and all, but do you know what really looks good on you? Me.

81. You owe me a drink. Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine!

82. Your eyes are like IKEA. I’m totally lost in them.

83. Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!

84. Are you a parking ticket? Cause you’ve got fine written all over you!

85. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only Ten I See.

86. Are you my appendix? I don’t know what you do or how you work, but I feel like I should take you out.

87. Aside from being extremely sexy, what else do you do for a living?

88. Did you make Santa’s naughty list this year? You want to?

89. Do I have to sign for your package?

90. I’m good at algebra; I can replace your X and you wouldn’t need to figure out Y.

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91. I’m not a dentist, but I bet I could give you a filling.

92. I’m really glad I just bought life insurance. Because when I saw you, my heart stopped.

93. I’ve got 1-ply, I’ve got 2-ply, but all I really want is your re-ply.

94. If I had to rate you from 1 to 10, I’d give you a 9, because I’m the 1 you’re missing.

95. If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

96. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a CUTEcumber!

97. Is it hot in here or is it just you?

98. My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful person here. How should we spend their money?

99. Somebody call the cops because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!

100. Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.

101. You must be a bank loan, cause you’ve got my interest.

102. You must be a campfire. Because you’re super hot and I want s’more.

103. You must be jelly, cause jam don’t shake like that.

104. Your outfit would look great on my bedroom floor.

105. Are you a banana? Because you are very appealing.

106. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.

107. Are you an orphanage? Because I want to give you kids.

108. Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.

109. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only  I see!

110. Can you take off your clothes so I can see where you hide your angel wings?

111. Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?

112. Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me!

113. Hey girl, are you a beaver? ‘Cause damn!

114. Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.

115. I couldn’t help noticing that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

116. I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.

117. I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.

118. If I flip this coin, what are the chances of me getting head?

119. If you were a fruit you’d be a fine-apple

120. If you were a transformer you’d be Optimus fine

121 to 149 Worst Pick Up Lines

121. If you were a triangle you’d be an acute one

122. Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants.

123. Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.

124. It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.

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126. Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!

127. Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?

128. Are you a dictionary? Cause you’re adding meaning to my life.If I were a cat, I’d spend all nine of my lives with you.

129. Do you ever get tired from running through my thoughts all night?

130. Do you have a name, or can I just call you ‘mine?’

131. I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?

132. I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away!

133. I seem to have lost my number—can I have yours?

134. I was wondering if you’re an artist because you were so good at drawing me in.

135. I’m not usually religious, but when I saw you, I knew you were the answer to my prayers

136. I’ve heard it said that kissing is the ‘language of love.’ Would you care to have a conversation with me about it sometime?

137. Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve only met you in my dreams

138. You know what you would look really beautiful in? My arms

139. You must be made of cheese. Because you’re looking Gouda tonight!

140. Your hand looks heavy—can I hold it for you?

141. Are you a Wi-Fi hotspot? Because I feel a connection.

142. Excuse me, do you know how much a polar bear weighs? No? Me neither but it breaks the ice.

143. Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?

144. I went to my doctor and he told me I have a serious deficiency of Vitamin U!

145. I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.

146. Is your name Wally? Because someone like you is hard to find.

147. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

148. You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.

149. You must be exhausted. You’ve been running through my mind all day.